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Greatest Heckle Ever

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by Sergeant Armchair

Do you think I'm cute Private Pyle; do you think I'm funny? Sir, no, sir!  Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face.  Sir, yes, sir.  Well any fucking time sweetheart!  Sir, I'm trying, sir.  Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you!  ONE! TWO! THREE! Sir, I can't help it, sir.  Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag. Now choke yourself.  Goddamn it, with my hand numb nuts.  Don't pull my fucking hand over there. I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself. [ choking Pyle ] Are you through grinning? Sir, yes, sir. Bullshit, I can't hear you.  [ Louder ] Sir, yes, sir.  Bullshit, I still can't hear you. Sound off like you've got a pair.  SIR, YES, SIR! That's enough; get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up. Sir, yes, sir.

Awwwww that's some good stuff there.

Anyway, someone did have a good article a few days ago on heckling. I love it. Good stuff.

Wanted to share this beauty: 1992 Stanley Cup. Trottier vs Bellows

Now comes the worse heckler ever. Serena vs the Heckler

Anyone got any good stories?


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InterMatAll-American
896 days ago
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During a Nebraska-Old Dominion NCAA women's basketball game, one ODU fan bellowed during a quiet free throw. "HEY, which one of you did Lawrence Phillips throw down the stairs?!!!"

The entire ODU bench, along with the 10 players on the court simultaneously dropped their jaws, turned to the ODU student section and looked stunned.

Another good one I was privy to was when we started chanting George Mason center Colin Wyatt's name when he shot freethrows.

I have "no clue" who said them .... or do I?
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InterMatAll-American
896 days ago
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And Nebraska missed both free throws, and Wyatt went 1-4 from the line during GMU-ODU game.
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InterMatAll-American
896 days ago
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I've also been thrown out of some high school field hockey games and tried to get the ODU pep band to play the theme from Dragnet when Hampton University took the floor not long after the "pidgeon-drop" incident with HU's women's team against Texas Tech.
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InterMatAll-American
896 days ago
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.... another "missed" word. We were chanting Wyatt's SISTER's name, during freethrows.
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ChristofMVP
896 days ago
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greatest heckle is when you hear the E-A-G-L-E-S chant at a non-Eagles game.
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JuTMSY4Legend
896 days ago
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Yep...last year i was at a phillies - red sox game in fenway...that was broken out when it was 6-2...sox
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JuTMSY4Legend
896 days ago
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Hmmm...one time at an Northeastern - George mason Basketball game...

You've got to understand, as a philly fan, I can be hard on my team...

It was senior night and our new guard (replaced a certain current mavericks guard...otherwise known as JJB), Adrian Martinez was playing...horribly...a solid 1-13 on the night and was absolutely killing us...I was going nuts...I demanded he be pulled...shouted every time he missed a shot and rode him pretty hard...

Then...with about 5 minutes left...down by a solid 15 points...on senior night...The coach of NU pulled him...I stood and applauded...and cheered...by myself...

Of course, the best part of the story is...Mr. Martinez's mom was right behind me...
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JuTMSY4Legend
896 days ago
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Mmmm...I once made up a "John Curry Sits to Pee" sign during a Northeastern - Boston Univ. Hockey game (John Curry is BU's goalie)...It was a relatively big deal during the NESN broadcast... NU won 4-0, i think...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
896 days ago
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Nice topic, numbnuts. Seriously.

When I played baseball, I never shut up! It's true! I always liked the less offensive stuff, like "Hey Ump, why don't you pull down your zipper and look with your good eye". When I wore my glasses while pitching once an opposing player asked me if I could "see Pluto" with them. I responded "No but I can see you're talking from Uranus!" or during a critical moment in a critical game, an opposing catcher had a passed ball and I said "hey, they killed a cow to make that glove, respect the cow and USE the glove"

Like any good word/communication interacting - timing is essential.

The old Washington Bullets used to have the best heckler - is he still there?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
896 days ago
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The "Boo" is king, but nothing heckles as good as a resounding "You Suck"...
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JamelAll-American
896 days ago
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This is my favorite before a boxing match "heckle" http://www.y...=_uOq7c1kYps
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JamelAll-American
896 days ago
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See this is nice- we are all getting along remember our good old times when we played different sports- hope an admi doesn't come to screw it up
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
896 days ago
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No, I still hate you Jamel, but this Sergeant Armchair is cool! Or was it the other way around? Ever notice I'm not an admin.? Fight the WikiPower! Long live 16 of the first 18 Amendments!!
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Sergeant ArmchairWaterboy
896 days ago
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Private Numbnuts Stiles how tall are you?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
896 days ago
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6'6", yes apparently they CAN stack feces that high, but it still can't match your breath in strength.
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Sergeant ArmchairWaterboy
896 days ago
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Feces?? Jesus H Christ dogs and birds crap out feces. People crap out shit. And yes sir you are one huge pile of shit! Good job out there!
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
896 days ago
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vous êtes merde
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
896 days ago
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don't we all merde a little bit every time the Cubs win, Mr Smythe? I think we're more at the tu level than vous point in our relationship, fine sir!
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
896 days ago
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baisez les Cubs et Fauteuil de Sergent
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Sergeant ArmchairWaterboy
896 days ago
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Clayton vous le sac français de merde. Arrêter parlant le français ou je suis le coup de pied de gonna vous dans les noix
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
896 days ago
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j'ai des boules d'acier
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Sergeant ArmchairWaterboy
896 days ago
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Vos balles sont non plus grandes que Manny se. Ils sont petits et faibles et remplis avec aucun sperme.
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Clayton St. John Smythe Esq.Varsity
896 days ago
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your French is pretty weak, but that's pretty funny for a f*cking military biatch.
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Sergeant ArmchairWaterboy
896 days ago
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Hate the french. Always have. Learnt this. Vous baiser des garçons français ! Embrasser mon âne blanc américain
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DNLLegend
896 days ago
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During orientation at college, Tufts managed to get like 250 seats to a Red Sox/Angels game at Fenway. We were all near Pesky's Pole.

One guy started yelling "HEY SALMON" (to Tim Salmon) with two of his friends yelling "YOU SUCK" at the end. By the end of the half inning, it was all of us -- the three of them yelling "HEY SALMON" and the 200 of us responding "YOU SUCK".

He ended up making so awkward defensive non-play, where he charged in for a ball, realized he couldn't get there, pulled up, and took it on an in-between hop that handcuffed him. We all "cheered" and then a loud chorus of repetitive heckling.

Salmon turned, shrugged, and did a little tip of the cap, and we applauded him -- and stopped.
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
896 days ago
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The entire left field bleachers at Miller Park have done that chant at Carlos Lee both times I went to Brewers-Astros games this year.
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TheBrooklynBoySoccer Kid
896 days ago
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I threw <a href="http://justl...ct-game.html">a couple of good ones</a> out at a game yesterday.
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NoHuddleOffensiveWaterboy
896 days ago
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Heard a guy at the first Suns/Spurs game this year, relentlessly calling Tony Parker Mrs. Longoria...i loved it. especially coming from Suns fans who are the most boring folks on earth.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
896 days ago
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Fans should start chanting "Neifi" when a guy is in a batting slump. Something for Red Sox fans to consider when Lugo is at the plate.
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
896 days ago
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This one's stupid, at a Sox/Yankees game, Scott Brosius took the plate in the 8th inning. His name was announced over the PA and some drunk idiot yelled "he's atrocious!" good rhyming vocab for a drunk heckler. High school football and hockey games were fun. We had a strange home rink with a grandstand elevated above the ice and hanging over the boards, you could lean over the boards and yell into someone's ear from about a foot away during a face off.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
896 days ago
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Did anyone watch the top youtube video?
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MegECass110AAA-er
896 days ago
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I have not had further reports of this, but many years ago my brother was at a Sox/Yanks game and he said there was a solid round of "Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum! Jeter takes it in the bum!" throughout the game.
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Boomer6392Waterboy
896 days ago
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hey brooklyn, nice link...
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B-ryeJV Squad
896 days ago
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This one wasnt at a game, but as I was walking through the Las Vegas airport last year during Summer League I walked right past Nate Robinson and I yelled Gary Coleman at him. When he was in college we used to chant Gary Coleman at him and it felt oh so good to yell it at him one more time.
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