Greatest Heckle Ever
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Do you think I'm cute Private Pyle; do you think I'm funny? Sir, no, sir! Then wipe that disgusting grin off your face. Sir, yes, sir. Well any fucking time sweetheart! Sir, I'm trying, sir. Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE! Sir, I can't help it, sir. Bullshit! Get on your knees scumbag. Now choke yourself. Goddamn it, with my hand numb nuts. Don't pull my fucking hand over there. I said choke yourself; now lean forward and choke yourself. [ choking Pyle ] Are you through grinning? Sir, yes, sir. Bullshit, I can't hear you. [ Louder ] Sir, yes, sir. Bullshit, I still can't hear you. Sound off like you've got a pair. SIR, YES, SIR! That's enough; get on your feet. Private Pyle you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely fuck you up. Sir, yes, sir.
Awwwww that's some good stuff there.
Anyway, someone did have a good article a few days ago on heckling. I love it. Good stuff.
Wanted to share this beauty: 1992 Stanley Cup. Trottier vs Bellows
Now comes the worse heckler ever. Serena vs the Heckler
Anyone got any good stories?
