Goodell cracks down on bane of society: nude driving
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by user Bobbyjim45
All these years I had no idea it was illegal to drive nude. Really makes me thank my lucky stars I haven't been pulled over for a while. Unfortunately, Detroit Lions defensive line coach, Joe Cullen had to find this out the hard way on August 24 when he was arrested for driving in his birthday suit.
The thirty-nine year old apparently went through a drive-thru at his local fast food restaurant when the observant server noticed Cullen wasn’t wearing clothes. He was reported and ticketed later that night.
Then, as if that wasn’t enough, he was also busted for drunken driving a week later. This certainly wasn’t Cullen’s week and now NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell has decided that this conduct was detrimental to the league and has fined Cullen $20,000 and suspended him for Detroit’s next game against the Bears.
In a recent interview, Cullen blamed these problems on the Lions’ poor team management and said maybe the team should have spent some of those first round draft picks on clothing manufacturers and therapists instead of crappy wideouts. He then stormed out of the room with a “Fire Millen” chant.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to consult a New Hampshire driver’s manual and see if it says anything about driving commando…
