Girl Branded with Asterisk After Use of Boner-Enhancing Drugs
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by Jocktrotter
from www.phillyjock.com
Philadelphia, PA--Just months after breaking the all-time Home Run Record of 756—and being celebrated as a hero around his college campus—fifth-year senior Terrence Tuttle has been vilified after the revelation that he may have used Boner-Enhancing Drugs.
Nothing has been conclusively proven, but a source confirms that purple pills were discovered in his shaving kit, along with a mysterious lubricant identified only as “the clear.”
The allegations have enraged Home Run purists, particularly old-timers who recall a time when massive Home Runs were produced naturally.
“My friend, Hammerin’ Frank Garron, set that record back in 1976,” said former roommate Ted Bilkins. “We didn’t have any fancy pills or drugs back then. Frank did it the old-fashioned way. He would hammer away, night after night, and...
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