Get Your Michael Vick Chew Toy Now Before NFL Nixes It!
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by LastRow
You knew it was only going to be a matter of time before this came to a website near you! While you can't buy a Michael Vick jersey anymore, except for maybe over on eBay. While you can't buy his Nike shoes except for on the "World’s Online Marketplace" either, or any other item related to the Bad Newz Kennel mastermind, there’s one thing that you can get off eBay relating to Vick in good taste!
Introducing the Vick dog chew toy…Come on, we knew this would only be a matter of time now, didn’t we? Love that thingy dubbed "Corporate America"! The manufacturers explain…
Is it different you ask? You bet it is! The Vick Dog Chew Toy is made of state of the art "dog" material. The Vick Toy Doll is so strong and flexible, it will challenge even the most aggressive breeds. Especially Mike's Favorite Breed, The Pit Bull.
Unlike Vick, our manufacturer is so sure of its durability they guarantee it against the most aggressive dog destruction. It Bends. It Bounces. It Flies. It Floats. And best of all, it lasts through the whole season and more!
Word has it plans are in the works for a Barry Bonds *756 syringe chew toy as well…Made of state of the art "Cream & Clear" material. Challenging the most stringent dog tests out there!
While this is a great idea to cush ones pocket book by jabbing yet again at Michael’s boneheadism…It’s probably not going to last long on the market given if Vick and the NFL have their ways. For they could most likely sue to stop sales of this product since it uses Vick's name and likeness and a Falcons jersey without permission . Although, why would the NFL really care? I’m just guessing here, but at this point doesn’t Ron Mexico’s defensive team have a little more to worry about than a doggie toy! Likewise…Does the NFL really want to draw more attention to itself on this matter? I’m guessing it might be in the best interest of both parties to leave the doggie toy alone!
To get you grubby little paws on this new doggie toy… http://www.vickdogchewtoy.com/
At only $7.99 plus $2.00 S&H…Your hound will definitely love you! What a small price to pay…Isn’t that right, Ron Mexico? Chew on that for a while Michael!
