Fulfilling Every Mans Fantasy
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by user LastRow
Finally, there’s a real man in professional sports that isn’t afraid to come out of the closet. Wow, only took until the year 2006 for a guy to show that he has big enough onions to care a less what his NFL colleagues think of his private life. For him it’s a big relief and a big burden removed from his back. With it goes a life of living lies on a daily basis, pretending to be someone he’s not…Now with the news today maybe Chris Cooley can go on living a life he only dreamed of for some many years, instead of being so ashamed of it? Yes it’s true Chris Cooley of the Washington Redskins is a Fantasy Football Fanatic…He finally had to come out of the closet & cleanse his sole…You Go Chris!
This is big time news…A current NFL member telling the world that’s he addicted to fantasy football. Why I don’t know whether to pee my pants over this or get drunk on his behalf. See, it’s not just us who have big time crush on L.T., Shawn, Peyton, Larry, etc., Chris feels the same way towards those studs as we do. Why not, every Sunday we drool over these hunks on the gridiron watching & cheering their performances in hopes of at the end of the day they would’ve made all our fantasies come true for the week. Chris is just like every other guy…There’s only one thing on his mind…A Fantasy Football League Championship. That’s right, no Super Bowl ring can come close to winning a title with the Pink Ponies in the LastRowSports.com Fantasy Football league. It seems as Mr. Cooley may be addicted to have his fantasies come true (aren’t we all?)…For he was in three other leagues last year?
Now some may tend to argue NFL players have no business playing fantasy football…For it’s a conflict of interest. Let’s see win a Fantasy League title with the Dirt Road Steamers or wear a big fat Super Bowl ring. Well, I can tell you from personal experience (and have the pictures to back it up), wearing a Super Bowl ring might be a tad of over rated. Thanks to former San Francisco wide receiver Mike Sherrard, my greasy finger had the pleasure of sporting his ring. Personally I’d much rather my Dirt Road Steamers finally capture a fantasy crown. For those of you who aren’t smart enough to read between the lines here of course I’m joking…I’m just disappointed I ever had to type this sentence.
Getting back to the conflict of interest, some (those morons sitting on Park Avenue) really do think this might be considered a conflict of interest. Some comparing it to point shaving scandals. Come on, give me a break here. For anybody to have that kind of mindset is purely senseless…Wait, hold on, perhaps Maurice Clarret may think like this? Who knows what he thinks…Does he even know? Sorry, I had to go there. So Chris Cooley might say, “I’m going to not catch the winning touchdown pass, because if I do two of my four teams are going to lose.” Yeah, and I’m a multi-billionarie sitting in the LastRow all the time. Although, this raises an interesting question…What in the hell was Brett Favre doing last year in Cincinnati throwing five interceptions, hmm?
So what if NFL players play fantasy football? Guess what, they also visit strip clubs a lot & call hookers. Which would the NFL prefer them playing fantasy football for good old fashion fun or call some hookers to get aboard “The Love Boat” on a bye week so they can be “Sailin Dirty”? Soon the remix version will be coming to XM Radio. (LastRowSports.com Copyrighted that phrase).
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Date
Mon 08/14/06, 6:32 pm EST
