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Friday Fryer (September 28, 2007)

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by Christof

 

A look at the sports week's biggest losers…
by Christof

 

 

 


 

Welcome to another stellar edition of the  Friday Fryer, where we take a look at who was the sports world's biggest idiot / loser this week.  Only three days left in the baseball season.  Week four of the NFL is upon us as well.  So much to say, so little time to say it!  So without further ado, let’s go take a look at our three finalists and, of course, the person or team who is being dipped into the Fryer....

 

THE FINALISTS
The New York Mets
There is a rumor circulating that the Mets are about to announce a new logo for the club.  It will be a photo of Mr. Met giving the choke sign.  Pretty bad when even the mascot is turning on the club.

 

On September 12, 2007, the Mets held a seven game lead over the Philadelphia Phillies in the NL East.  As of the end of play on September 27, 2007, the Mets were tied with the Phillies.  Oh, the humanity!  At least that is what Mets fans are saying if they are able to speak.

 

Not since the 1930’s had a MLB team had a seven game lead and not made the playoffs.  Right now, the odds are on the Mets doing just that.  Unbelievable!

 

The problem with the Mets is a lack of leadership.  The club is filled with hot shots, but, no one wants to stand up to be the man when the game is on the line.  Hence, when adversity struck, the Mets wilted.

 

For this, the Mets get another Friday Fryer nomination.  The Chair may be coming, but, if history is a guide, the Mets will lose that as well.

 

 
Michael Vick
Guess who is back in trouble with the law again?  It is true that Michael Vick was indicted for state charges this week stemming from the dog fighting mess that he was involved in.  But this fact does not earn Vick a Friday Fryer nomination.

 

What earns Vick a Friday Fryer nomination is the fact that Vick has failed a drug test.  Seems as though Vick has tried to kill the pain and guilt he is going through with a little weed.  Now, Vick essentially has house arrest because of it.

 

Yo, Michael!  You have yet to be sentenced for crimes you admitted guilt to in Federal court.  Flunking drug tests is not going to lessen the jail sentence.  Do you ever want to play in the NFL again?  Or even better, will anyone want you to play in the league again?

 

What Vick is doing to his career is similar to what the Mets are doing to their 2007 season.  Hence, two nominations for the Friday Fryer were easy.

 
Milton Bradley
The San Diego Padres lost a key member of their team this past Sunday when Bradley blew out his ACL.  The problem is that Bradley blew out his knee while being restrained from attacking an umpire.

 

It is true that the umpire in question was suspended for the remainder of the season for his actions.  Allegedly, the umpire cursed at Bradley.  Nonetheless, Bradley should never have charged the umpire.

 

Bradley has some serious temper issues. By letting others get his goat, it has led him being traded from several teams in the past.  It is a shame, for Bradley does have a ton of physical talent.

 

Unfortunately, none of it can be used now.  Bradley is gone for the season.  Most likely, it will also miss a portion of the 2008 season.  All of this is due to the fact that Bradley cannot control his temper. 

 

The Padres, surprisingly, have continued winning since the Bradley blow up.  They are still in command of the National League Wild Card race.  This last fact saves Milton Bradley from the Chair this week.

AND THE LOSER IS . . .
The New Orleans Saints
Busted!

 

Wow.  The Saints are back!   Back to being the Saints of pre-2006.  A favorite Super Bowl pick in the pre-season, the Saints now stand at 0-3.  The outlook for the Saints is not much brighter.

 

The 2006 Saints thrived off of emotion.  First, the team returned to New Orleans after being away for the 2005 season.  This was because of Hurricane Katrina putting a serious whopping on the city.  Second, the Saints had a new coach.  The combination of those two things led the Saints to the NFC Championship Game.  They lost that game.  And now, they have lost the first three games of the season.

 

The defense greatly overachieved last season.  Now, they are playing at their usual level – poor.  The offense, which does have talent, is stuck in the mud.  Injuries are beginning to take a serious toll on that side of the ball as well.

 

The Saints are lucky this weekend.  They have a bye!  They also play in the NFC and in the weakest division in the NFC.  Still, this season looks hopeless.  Thus, the Saints earn the Friday Fryer Chair this week!

 

Until next Friday, AMF!

 

 



 


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PeanMajor Leaguer
791 days ago
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Wow, how did the Mets manage to avoid the Fryer for the second week in a row? Trying not to jinx the Phillies christof?
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Yakob878MVP
791 days ago
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what an upset
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TylersaltAll-Star
791 days ago
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I was thinking to myself, when is Christof going to Fry the Mets? And then I read this, and I was like, oh, never, 'cause he's got to fry the Aints.
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RomiezzoLegend
791 days ago
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When is he going to fry the Mets? When they lose the division. UNLESS... the Red Sox lose it.
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DonatevoMajor Leaguer
791 days ago
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The blue font over the bright red bar, is hard to read. Maybe I'm just getting old.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
791 days ago
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Jenni Carlson. Just ask Coach Gundy.
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KelsdadAll-Star
791 days ago
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Next week's nominees are going to be the Mets, Diamondbacks, and Ryan Howard for striking out 200 times in a season.
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Silencer76AAA-er
791 days ago
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I was half expecting the Brewers or Ned Yost to be on here after the last couple days.

First, in the eighth inning of a game you need to stay in the race, you THROW at a guy (Pujols) after the benches are warned. The Cards score four and win 7-2.

Then yesterday at Miller Park, I think a little league team wore Milwaukee's uniforms...five errors.
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
791 days ago
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Remember when the Red Sox got fried for being 1.5 games ahead in their division, and for pretty much already clinching a playoff berth?

Then remember when the Mets lost their division lead, and were tied after losing to some of the worst teams in the NL and were also a game out of the Wild Card, and they DIDN'T get fried?

Weird.
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