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Friday Fryer (November 3, 2006)

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by user Christof

a look at the sports week's biggest losers
by Christof

Welcome to the early evening edition of the Friday Fryer, where we take a look at who was the sports' world's biggest idiot this week. Without further ado, let's go take at our three finalists and, of course, the person or team being dipped into the Fryer....


THE FINALISTS
John Higgins
Our own Alex Holowczak made this nomination. Mr. Higgins, in the 2006 Grand Prix snooker tournament snookered himself - Higgins could not see a color that he needed to hit without hitting the cushion first - the jump shot is illegal. Now, Higgins could have easily hit the pink of one cushion, but it would have left King – his opponent - an easy red, and Higgins would have lost the frame.

Hence, Higgins tried to hit the green with his shot or yellow, so it would be safe for King's shot. Yet, Higgins missed the color. This results in a foul and 4 points to King. Because Higgins turned down the easier escape in the means of safety, it was also called a "miss". This means that King could choose to make Higgins play the shot again, from the original position.

King did just this for there was no advantage to play the shot he was left. Higgins proceeded to "foul and miss" 12 times in a row, conceding 48 points. This is the World Record for consecutive foul's and a miss in a row. Higgins eventually hit the yellow, by which time he trailed 50-1 in the frame. King went on to win that frame, and led 4-0 before Higgins fought back, but King held out to win by 5 frames to 2. For this choke, John Higgins, the World Number 3 player, is nominated for the weekly Friday Fryer Chair.

 
Peter Forsberg
The worse season in the 40 years of the Philadelphia Flyers continues to get worse. Earlier this week, the Flyers lost 8-2 to the Pittsburgh Penguins and then, last night, lost again, to the Tampa Bay Lightning.

During the later stages of the third period of last night’s game, the Flyer’s captain, Peter Forsberg earned himself a two-minute penalty. This caused Forsberg to lose it and go on a screaming match at one of the referees. This screaming match resulted in a 10 minute misconduct penalty. So Forsberg was able to hit the showers early.

You would think that this early shower would allow him to talk about the game and the Flyer’s hopeless play. Forsberg, however, was nowhere to be found after the game. The captain of the team abandoned ship and left his teammates and coaches to explain his absence. Sound familiar? Yes! This is exactly what Eric Lindros did during the 1997 Stanley Cup Finals.

Anyway, we are less than one month into the NHL season. The Flyers general manger, Bobby Clarke, has resigned. The Flyers head coach, Ken Hitchcock, was fired. Now, the Flyers captain, Forsberg, is running away from responsibility. Since this is the last year of Forsberg’s contract, it is likely that he will be traded for prospects as the trading deadline approaches. Personally, the trade will not occur soon enough.

 
West Virginia Mountaineers
There has been much talk about a national championship in Division I-A college football for the West Virginia Mountaineers since their dominating performance in the Sugar Bowl last January. West Virginia was 7-0 going into their game last night. West Virginia has the fortune of playing in a very weak Big East Conference. There only tough game on the schedule this year was against Louisville. This matchup occurred last night…and Louisville whipped West Virginia, 44-34.

The loss to Louisville crushed any hope that West Virginia had for playing for the national championship. It also likely cost the team a chance to play in a BCS bowl. So, for this blown opportunity, West Virginia earns a nomination for this week’s Chair.

By the way, can we get a playoff in Division I-A college football already?


AND THE LOSER IS . . .


Detroit Tigers
The Detroit Tigers won 95 games during the MLB regular season. They then dominated the New York Yankees in the first round of the playoffs. Next, the Tigers swept the Oakland A’s to reach the World Series.

The Tigers had the good fortune of having a full week off before the start of the World Series. They also had the good fortune of facing the St. Louis Cardinals, a team that only won 83 regular season games and literally back-doored itself into the playoffs. The whole sporting world knew this was not even going to be close.

So what happens? The Cardinals win the World Series in five games. Simply put, the Tigers choked big time. They made bone-headed mental errors in the field, they had no patience at the plate, they were simply dominated by less talented team.

For this pathetically, lame effort, the Tigers earn the Chair for this Friday, November 3, 2006.

Until next Friday, AMF!

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The sharkDraft Pick
1121 days ago
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Higgins - The real life "Tin Cup"
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The sharkDraft Pick
1121 days ago
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Forsberg - Hockey's version of Randy Moss
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The sharkDraft Pick
1121 days ago
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I have thought for years that the team that would eventually surrender the American League's stranglehold on the World Series to the National League would be the Yankees. Turns out you have to actually get to a World Series to lose one.
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The BeastAAA-er
1121 days ago
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Amen to West Virginia. They were pretenders from the beginning. They had beaten nobody. When they get their first real test they choke. Steve Slaton chocked the most for sure.
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