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Friday Fryer (May 11, 2007)

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by user Christof

A look at the sports week's biggest losers....
by Christof



Welcome to another stellar edition of the Friday Fryer, where we take a look at who was the sports world's biggest idiot this week. After 996 days, I am finally done law school. The award for this is three days rest before the bar review course begins. What joy my life brings me. With that in mind, let's go take a look at our three finalists and, of course, the person or team who is being dipped into the Fryer....

THE FINALISTS
B.J. Ryan
Ryan began the season as the highly touted closer for the Toronto Blue Jays. Ryan, however, quickly injured his pitching elbow in early April, and has been on the disabled list since. His stint on the DL will now last for the rest of the season, for Ryan underwent Tommy John surgery this week.

The good news is that many pitchers now come back from this major surgery, which involves replacing a ligament in the elbow. I do hope Ryan can come back as well and pitch at the high level he was at once. Nonetheless, since the surgery occurred this week and it ends Ryan’s 2007 season, he gets a nomination for the Friday Fryer.

 
The Prudential Center
The Prudential Center, when completed, will be the new home for the New Jersey Devils. The Center is expected to open in September, just in time for the start of the next NHL season. Unfortunately, at this time, the building is no where near completion. We are talking about the roof having a giant hole in it, while the outside walls are still not done. As of this morning, work on the structural steel itself was still being done. Oh my, this thing is WAY behind schedule.

It was reported earlier this year that the Devils will be playing in lovely Hartford, CT if there new home is not done in time. At the rate construction is moving, they may as well spend the entire season up in Hartford. Maybe that would be a good thing, since the Devils may not be very good next year. Anyway, the lack of progress on the arena earns the Prudential Center its first Friday Fryer nomination.

 
Roger Clemens
Is it me or has Clemens simply turned himself in a professional whore? Lets call a spade a spade here. You have Clemens, who now decides that he is only going to pitch four months of the season, skipping spring training and the first two months of the season, for a cool $18 million. Oh yeah, Clemens is not required to be with the club on road trips and the like, if he is not scheduled to pitch. What a teammate this Clemens fellow is?

It is sad to see what the New York Yankees are becoming. It may pain me to say this, but they are the most historic franchise in baseball. Unfortunately, they are becoming what the New York Rangers were to hockey, pre-lockout. Sure the organization wants to win one more championship before George passes, but this is not the way to get to the promise land.

Nonetheless, Clemens, for deciding only to pitch a fraction of a season at a high price and without the need to be a full-fledge teammate, gets the Friday Fryer nomination this week. Why do I think it will not be his only one this summer?

AND THE LOSER IS . . .
The NFL
The NFL this week proposed expanding the regular season to include a 17th game. I have always though the NFL should have 18 regular season games and only 2 pre-season games. So when I first heard of this idea, I was somewhat excited.

Then I heard that this 17th game will be a game played outside the United States. At that point, I thought the NFL has lost all of its marbles. What are they thinking? Greed can be good. But too much greed will lead to an organization’s demise.

I understand that the NFL would like to tap into the international market, however, haven’t they learned from NFL Europe that interest in the sport is still minimal? If the NFL truly wants to expand the market, begin by setting up youth leagues and college football program across the world. Start at the grassroots. Throwing a game between two United States teams in an international setting is not going to bring out the masses.

And what will that extra traveling to the teams and the overall product? Is it me or has the NFL’s level of play decreased over the last 15 years or so. This additional “road” game for all teams is not going to improve things. It will only make it worse.

Therefore, the NFL gets the Friday Fryer Chair this week. Happy Mother’s Day for all the moms! Until next Friday, AMF!


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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
913 days ago
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Mm. I don't like the idea of the NHL having a 17 game season. It is stupid. 16 games is plenty, just cut preseason by 2 games. If they want to appear on the International stage, then they should send a representative US team to the American Football World Championship this year, rather than some collegiate team.
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Davis21wylieMVP
913 days ago
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I agree, 17 games is much too short to decide the hockey season!
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
912 days ago
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:D Oops.
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Kermie and palPee Wee
913 days ago
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watch, they'll let the patriots go to montreal and send the jets to abu frikkin' dhabi
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JuTMSY4Legend
913 days ago
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I'm not expert but I live in Boston and right now I'm looking out my window and I see "The Prudential Center"... Stupid New Jersey...
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KelsdadAll-Star
912 days ago
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I normally agree with your choices Christof, but the loser of the week, and the frontrunner for loser of the year belongs to Theresa Earnhardt. The second wife of Dale Sr. Not Dale Jr's mother. It's like she married someone ten years after he won the Powerball. So she tries to play hardball with the rightful owner of the company and lost. I wonder if she'll call Jr in a year or so after the company goes bankrupt and she needs to borrow 3 bucks for a sandwich.
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JuTMSY4Legend
912 days ago
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You're aware it's nascar right... Which reminds me, I've been meaning to do a notebook of a nascar race because I only see it on Sportscenter and I think laymen need to cover it to prove a point...I tried to watch the daytona 500...and I fell asleep...
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JuTMSY4Legend
912 days ago
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With that said, I kinda agree w/ you...what a bitch
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TylersaltAll-Star
912 days ago
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Congratulations on finishing law school!
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
912 days ago
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Thanks. Now I need to pass the bar. After that, find a job. Looks like I will be graduating with honors. Have 2 Masters Degrees as well from Penn. Like business. Anyone hiring out there? :)
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ChristofMVP
912 days ago
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That shameless plug for a job was from me.... :)
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
912 days ago
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We could do with a shameless plug section!
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KelsdadAll-Star
912 days ago
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No, but I need a lawyer. What's your specialty?
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ChristofMVP
912 days ago
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More on the business / employee benefits end. And, I really can't give you official legal advice before I pass the bar ro face potential issues for illegally practicing law. With that said, and knowing that I can't give you official legal advice, what area of law do you have a problem with?
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KelsdadAll-Star
912 days ago
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I would never ask for advice without your consent, or put you in a questionable situation.

Disability. My brother is handicapped and is getting the run around from Social Security. They claim he is able to work, but he has medical records stating he cannot. I'm trying to get him into an assisted living facility but without state aid it's unaffordable.

Have you thought about being a sports agent?
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ChristofMVP
912 days ago
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I don't know much about the Social Security disability law area. With that said, SS has an administrative review procedure in place. Have you exhausted it? If not, before you can file a lawsuit you need to exhaust that avenue. After that, I would advise you to speak to a lawyer who practices in this area. What state are you in?
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KelsdadAll-Star
912 days ago
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I have fond memories of UPENN by the way. I was there in 1979 during the NCAA playoffs and let me tell you....well, never mind. This isn't the forum for 'thatkind of sport!
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ChristofMVP
912 days ago
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I was 6 months old when PENN made the Final Four. Don't know if we will ever see them there again. Yo, why are you not at Alumni Day today? :)
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
911 days ago
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Congrats on Law school
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Patrickburke1980All-American
911 days ago
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congrats christof. i'm sure you'll have no trouble landing something solid. sounds like you have some good credentials there. certainly a lot more than i have.
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The BeastAAA-er
911 days ago
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$$$ This user is an Roger Clemens hater.
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JB82Div-I Stud
909 days ago
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Devils in Hartford? It may not be the return of the Whalers, but it would be damn close... Maybe they'll come out to "Brass Bonanza"?
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