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Friday Fryer (March 2, 2007)

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by user Christof




a look at the sports week's biggest losers
by Christof



Welcome to the Friday Fryer, where we take a look at who was the sports' world's biggest idiot this week. Before we get to Friday Fryer Chair nominees and winner, I would like to talk about a non-sports winner. Yesterday, Berkshire Hathaway released its annual business report. Berkshire is run by Warren Buffett, who is one of the greatest investors in history. Reading Buffett’s letter associated with the annual report (both this year’s and from years’ past) may be the best thing you can do for yourself. With that little piece of real life advice out of the way, let's go take a look at our three finalists and, of course, the person or team being dipped into the Fryer....

THE FINALISTS


Ryan Howard


The reigning NL MVP had his contract renewed by the Philadelphia Phillies today. Being a player with a year plus MLB service left Howard with no bargaining position. Hence, the club had all of the power, and therefore simply renewed his contract for the 2007 season for $900,000.


It is correct that Howard was only paid $355,000 last year. Thus, this contract nearly triples his salary for the upcoming season. Many, however, expected Howard to be paid over a million for this upcoming season. From the looks of things, this will not happen.


The real loser, long-term, could be the Phillies in this situation. This is because Howard may be offended by this contract, and rather than opt to sign a long-term deal with the club, will go each year to arbitration, followed by free agency. But for now, Howard, with the low-ball contract figure this year, is the one who is hurting. This, however, at least earns him a Friday Fryer nomination.


 



Pacman Jones


For those who are in a celebrity death pool, you may want to pick up Pacman, if he is available. This is because Pacman has a police record that would make a Cincinnati Bengals player blush. As his uncle chirped this week, Pacman is out of the control and refuses to listen to anyone. Hence, we are left watching a train wreck in progress.


The problems with Pacman began years ago in college. Since then, they have only blossomed. Sadly, Pacman is to the point where he thinks he can do whatever he wants, without the fear of any repercussions. Repercussions, however, are on verge of hitting Pacman hard.


First and foremost will be the likely release Pacman will receive from the Tennessee Titans. Second, it is quite possible that Pacman will become the poster child of what happens to those players who lose control, e.g., no other team will sign him.


Pacman has a lot of physical talent, however, he has no control over any of his actions. Therefore, he is a wasted talent. But at least being a wasted talent earns Pacman a nomination for this week’s Friday Fryer.


 



Latest Steroid Scandal


Another month has begun and with it, another cheating scandal involving performance enhancing drugs has hit the news. This scandal involves MLB player, Gary Matthews Jr., boxer Evander Holyfield and a staff doctor from the Pittsburgh Steelers. The story only broke this week, however, it already has the makings to be the biggest steroid scandal yet.


Pro sports are already on the decline due the impact of outrageous money being thrown to players. Before, pro athletes would play because they loved the sport, had heart, and wanted their team to win. The popularity and women that came along with it were also nice. This was of course before contracts worth millions were being signed. Now, in the immortal words of Ricky Waters, the typical pro athlete thinks: “For who, for what”, and acts accordingly.


Using performance enhancing drugs is just another example of this “For who, for what” mentality. Unfortunately, this mentality will lead to the destruction of pro sports, for at some point, fans will have had enough, and will themselves say “For who, for what”, as they find a new hobby to pursue.



AND THE LOSER IS . . .



Phoenix Suns


This is going to make Manny Stiles very depressed, but no team that loses to the Philadelphia Sixers this year is going to win the NBA championship in 2007. This week, the Suns lost to the Sixers.


The Suns have an outstanding offensive team. Defense, however, wins championships. For some reason, the Suns are allergic to idea of playing defense. This will only lead to their defeat in the Western Conference playoffs.


With that said, how can the Suns lose to the Sixers? Come on now, the Sixers have the third worse record in the NBA. They are playing out the season. They already have tee times set up for the morning after their last game in April. Yet, the Suns come to town and get whacked by the Sixers. For their effort in the Sixers game, the Phoenix Suns gets the Friday Fryer Chair this week!


Until next Friday, AMF.








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Kermie and palPee Wee
1018 days ago
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i don't think the sixers have been this bad since my arrival in this town in '93. funny thing was back then i had forgotten they existed - nobody wanted to talk about them!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1018 days ago
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Yeah! It's Friday!!! Let me check my calendar... oh yeah. (dusts dirt off shoulder) Wake me when the playoffs start...yaaaawn.

No Marion, no Diaw and end of a road trip in the EST zone. You could have mentioned how the Sixers beat the Suns here in PHX too (without Iverson when he was still a Sixer)... 2-0 against the 2006-07 champs! Not bad Sixers, not bad!

I guess it was a slow week to fry.
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Davis21wylieMVP
1018 days ago
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I'll repeat my mantra: "The Suns Aren't That Bad At Defense ... The Suns Aren't That Bad At Defense ... The Suns Aren't That Bad At Defense..."
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False ProphetAll-Star
1018 days ago
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Ddub, way to link to an Insiders only account. Would you be willing to share your account info for us to see?
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False ProphetAll-Star
1018 days ago
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If D-wade doesn't have Surgery, and the Heat make the playoffs, they will defend their title
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Davis21wylieMVP
1018 days ago
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Eh, I forgot you can get it for free here...
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KelsdadAll-Star
1018 days ago
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Howard's contract is a record, by $210,000, for a third year player. Howard has no negotiating rights, so he should just say thank-you for the 200% raise and go play.
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