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Friday Fryer (March 16, 2007)

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by user Christof

a look at the sports week's biggest losers
by Christof

Welcome to the Friday Fryer, where we take a look at who was the sports' world's biggest idiot this week. It is a day before St. Patty’s day and a major winter storm is blowing through my hood. So without further ado, let's go take a look at our three finalists and, of course, the person or team who is being dipped into the Fryer....

THE FINALISTS
Tank Johnson
The Chicago Bear bad boy is currently sitting in jail. This is day 1 of a 120-day sentence that was rendered yesterday against Tank’s for his actions that violated his probation. Lets hope that either Tank has a chastity belt on or that the sisters in jail get, um, out-muscle him. Then again, a good pounding in jail may get Tank ready fro the [[2007] Bears season. Remember, Rex Grossman is still the Bears QB.

It will be interesting to see whether Tank will learn from this. If I were a betting man, I would say no, he will not learn and will end up in jail again in the future (assuming he does not first end up in the morgue). But to honor Tank’s first few days in jail this time, he gets a Friday Fryer’s Chair nomination.

 
The Men’s Basketball team at Duke University
There was only one upset in the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament on Thursday. This upset saw 11th seed VCU upend 6th seed Duke. So how depressed Duke players and fans must feel currently. Not only did they lose in the first round of the tournament for the first time since 1996, but they lost to a mid-major. Oh, the humanity.

Lets face it, Duke was not a 6th seed to begin with. They had a .500 record in conference play. They lost in the first round of their conference tournament. Going into the big dance, they were on a 3 game losing steak, and had lost 6 of their last 11. Really, if this were any other school, the team would not have made it to the dance.

After the game last night, Coach K stated that “it is not a birth right, you got to earn [a spot in the tournament].” This is true, unless you are Duke. By the way, I wonder if this season marks the beginning of the end for Coach K at Duke. Time will only tell about that. Nonetheless, Duke, for the second week in a row, gets a Friday Fryer nomination.

 
NCAA Tournament
BORING!

There were 16 games played on Thursday. There was one upset, VCU over Duke. There was one other close game, matching 8th seed BYU against 9th seed Xavier. The other 14 games were not close. Hence, we may have just witnessed the worse start to an NCAA tournament in history.

The problem with this year’s tournament begins and ends with the Selection Committee. This year’s committee went with middle of the pack, vanilla teams from the major conferences, instead of top tier mid-major teams. These middle of the pack teams from the major conferences are what they are: quite average. Almost all of them play the same style of game. They also do not have the hunger to go all out and win, since getting to the dance is all that they wanted.

The result of this are games that are not only not interesting, but are simply boring. The Selection Committee must wake up to this fact, or they will destroy the NCAA Tournament.

AND THE LOSER IS . . .


The Philadelphia Flyers
The Flyers get the Friday Fryer Chair this week for two reasons. First, they lost two more games this week, bringing their loss total to 40 for this NHL season. No Flyers team in the past lost more than 39 games in a season. And to think, there are still 11 games left in the season to play.

Second, the Flyers announced that GM Paul Holmgren was awarded a two year contract extension. The reason for this extension was that he did a good job with the fire sale that the Flyers undertook last month. It is true that Holmgren was able to bring in a few prospects via these trades. This, however, does not make up for the fact that his fingerprints were all over the Flyers team that started this season. Nonetheless, it looks like Flyers management can only remember the here and now. So, Homer gets an extension.

What frightens me the most about the Flyers is that they are talking about all of the money they will have available for this year’s free agency period. Seeing how the Flyers are now run, there is a good chance that the Flyers will become hockey’s version of the Washington Redskins. Therefore, the Flyers organization once again gets the Friday Fryer’s Chair. Until next Friday, AMF!

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False ProphetAll-Star
989 days ago
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Coach K will not be fired. IT would be the dumbest move ever. Duke underperformed and is a young team. They will get stronger next season. Don't bash the Commitee before the first round is over. We've discussed this all ready. The tournament is still young, so we can still see the upsets we want
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Bball3345Draft Pick
989 days ago
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Agreed on both points. Coach K will decided when he is done at Duke.
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False ProphetAll-Star
989 days ago
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There becomes a point in a legendary coaches career when they have done enough to decide when they get to leave unless their actions force the Team/School to fire them (I.E. Bob Knight at Indiana). Coach K has reached that point
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
989 days ago
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Coach K, is an icon. There may not be a more reconizable coach in all of college basketball. The court at Cameron is named after him. He stays till the day he decides to walk out. Also it was 1 mediocre season, it wasnt even bad. For a lot of teams a NCAA birth is a big year. He did the same thing in 1996 when he had surgery and had a few down yrs of recruiting. I wouldnt worry about the state of Duke basketball just yet. Something tells me it will bounce back sooner than later.
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