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Friday Fryer (June 8, 2007)

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by user Christof

A look at the sports week's biggest losers…
by Christof



Welcome to another scorching hot edition of the Friday Fryer, where we take a look at who was the sports world's biggest idiot this week. The heat has been turned up in Philadelphia, and the Chair itself is sparking. So without any additional delay, let’s go take a look at our three finalists and, of course, the person or team who is being dipped into the Fryer....

THE FINALISTS
Curt Schilling
The Boston Red Sox starting pitcher was one out away from his first career no-hitter yesterday. And then he gave up a hit. Schilling still won the game, a shutout no less, but the no hitter was lost. This may have been Schilling’s last best chance at a no hitter in his career.

A no hitter is one of the hardest things to accomplish in professional sports. Actually, for a pitcher, the only thing harder than throwing a no hitter is throwing a perfect game. These accomplishments simply do not occur very often.

For Schilling, a no hitter may have punched his ticker to the Baseball Hall of Fame. As it stands now, Schilling will be a close call. He will have the strikeouts and two World Series rings. Yet, his win total will be very low. A no hitter would have iced the cake for him, though. Therefore, Curt gets a Friday Fryer nomination for coming close to a no hitter.

 
The NBA
Can you smell the ratings disaster that these NBA Finals will be for ABC and the NBA? First, you have two small to mid size markets, San Antonio and Cleveland, playing for the ring. Second, you have two teams that play a slow tempo style of basketball. No flash. No showtime. Just slow, methodical basketball that leads to fits of sleeping while one watches the game on TV. Third, you have a team, the Cleveland Cavilers, that is way, way overmatched.

This is Lebron James’ first NBA Finals. In a few years, he will be the best player in basketball. This honor, however, currently resides with Tim Duncan of the San Antonio Spurs. To make matters worse, Lebron, aka King James, is a one-man team, while Duncan has a strong supporting cast. The good news is that even though this series is going to be painful to watch, it will be quickly over.

The NBA and David Stern must already be in agony for what this series will do, ratings wise. A short series will only make things worse for the NBA. Hence, the NBA gets a Friday Fryer nomination for a short Finals that will be ugly to watch.

 
The NHL
Speaking of horrible ratings for a championsjip series, let’s turn our attention to hockey. Yes folks, the Stanley Cup was won this week. The Anaheim Ducks (no longer Mighty, but victorious nonetheless) defeated the Ottawa Senators in five games to win their first Cup. Congratulations to the Ducks for their achievement.

But did anyone see it? Games one and two of the Stanley Cup Finals were on Versus, a cable television station that few people receive. Games three through five were on NBC. According to the ratings, a repeat of the West Wing and some awful movie on the Sci-Fi Channel had higher ratings than Game three of the Finals. Oh my, how the NHL has fallen!

I am still a fan of the sport. I also still believe that hockey is the most exciting sport around, if it is played right. NHL hockey, pre-lockout, was awful. These days, however, the play has been very good. Nonetheless, the NHL is still feeling the tremendous effect of bad hockey for a decade followed by a season long lockout. This is, my friends, rock bottom for hockey. Things will slowly begin to improve for the NHL after this. But for now, the NHL gets what it deserves, a Friday Fryer nomination.

AND THE LOSER IS . . .
The New York Mets
Start sweeping with the brooms!

The Phillies are leaving today.
The Phillies will start a new series today.
And I want the Mets to be a part of it, New York, New York

This week’s Friday Fryer Chair winner is dedicated to one of ArmchairGM.com’s godfathers, DNL.

To the surprise of pretty much every baseball fan around, the Philadelphia Phillies went to New York and swept a three-game series from the first place New York Mets. The Phillies, who entered the series under .500 and eight games out of first, were on the verge of packing it in. So what happens? The Phils go into the Big Apple and took a big time bite out of the Mets.

The Mets are looking more and more like a team that is on the verge of a free-fall. I guess that is what happens when the organization is always admiring the actions of their cross-town rivals, the New York Yankees. The Yanks free-fall began on opening day. The Mets free-fall began in June. Which is worse? I do not know.

The Mets are still in first place in the NL East. The team, however is quite flawed. The starting pitching is beginning to fray on the edges and the bullpen is banged up. Injuries are beginning to take a toll on the club. The only saving grace for the Mets is the fact that they play in the NL East. Yes, the Phils did sweep them, but don’t worry, the Phils will likely lose two of three to the Kansas City Royals. The Atlanta Braves are still in the hunt, but injuries to Chipper Jones and their bullpen has crippled them. The Florida Marlins and Washington Nationals are great Triple A teams that happen to be in the NL East as well.

The Mets earned the Friday Fryer Chair this week for getting swept by the Phillies at home. Congratulations, and keep up the good work.

As always, until next Friday, AMF!




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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
885 days ago
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I don't know why you don't just call this the Phriday Phryer. =) Tasty as always!
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ChristofMVP
885 days ago
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With all of the Philly nominees over the past year, I should! This, however, covers the entire sports world. Thus, I should keep the Philly English to a minimum, yo! :)
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JuTMSY4Legend
885 days ago
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Every team has injuries, its how you handle them...until 2 weeks ago, we were praising the mets for how they handled them (namely the starting staff), but things seem to be getting to them...august and pedro's return can't come soon enough for the muts... Btw, I'd like to thank Pat Burrell (*GASP*) for my win over Pean, last night...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
885 days ago
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I like it, don't change the Philly vibe. People have NO idea how educated sports fans are in Philly. Philly is a VERY underrated sports town. Phoenix is NOT a sports town.
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
885 days ago
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I saw all the games of the Stanley Cup Finals live (well, I could have if I wanted to, I recorded them to watch at more sociable hours). Was that possible in the USA?
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ChristofMVP
885 days ago
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Yeah, all of the games were on during prime time in the US.
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
885 days ago
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That's alright then. I was worried that I could see more NHL than any of you. Which would just be wrong.
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JuTMSY4Legend
885 days ago
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You don't give enough credit to the marlins...they might be the best dollar for dollar club in the league...if girardi were still the manager, we might be talking about the marlins legitimately in this race...
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PeanMajor Leaguer
885 days ago
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its easy to kick the Yankees while they are down Chistofer, but we shall see...we shall see...
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ChristofMVP
885 days ago
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Yanks aren't down yet. You want to see down. Talk to me in 2-3 years when they have the worse record in baseball. Then, the Yanks will be down.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
885 days ago
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Pean, you forgot to add "and fun" after "it's easy"
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The BeastAAA-er
885 days ago
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Do the Yankees even have a farm system? I thought they did the senior circuit.
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False ProphetAll-Star
885 days ago
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I disagree about the NHL. What they did was they decided to hit the reset button on their league. They're restarting, and trying to get people to love the New NHL, not the Old NHL. As for the NBA, the Spurs can play a fast tempo. And King James should bring in ratings. What do people want? First they say they hate basketball because it's too start centered, now because the Spurs are favorites and they have no super star, no one cares.
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Taytay 24All-American
885 days ago
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Good point, FP. Fans are never satisfied.
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Taytay 24All-American
885 days ago
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Slow week at the Fryer? Schilling get a nomination for coming one out short of a no hitter? Really? I've never heard anyone discuss no hitters as a make or break issue for a HOF candidate. Schilling will be a HOFer, maybe even first ballot. His low win total, as you know Christof, is because he was on a bad team for years. And the NBA Finals? Yes, the teams are mid-market, but Lebron being there is an NBA dream. The only thing that could keep the ratings even somewhat low would be a short series, which you mentioned.
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