Friday Fryer (June 23, 2006)
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by user Christof
Well, ladies and gents, it is that time of the week to see who will get chair!
Lets start with the United States soccer team. Their 2006 World Cup peformance brought up memories of their 1998 performance. However, the team did score a goal on their own, so they were spared the chair.
Now, this week, Chicago White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen was being, well, himself. This of course means that he is bringing a lot of heat onto him. Most of what has transpired this week from the Oz man will be forgotten by Monday. Hence, Ozzie doesn't get the chair this week.
Finally, it is time to announce the winner. It is none other than the Cincinnati Bengals front office. During the 2005 NFL Draft, the Bengals drafted WR Chris Henry. Since he was drafted, Mr. Henry has been arrested at least 6 times. His offseason workout includes a daily jog to the police line-up. But that is not the only Bengal in trouble. 2006 first-day draft picks A.J. Nicholson and Frostee Rucker have also secured spots on the COPS TV show. With Frostee melting away with spousal abuse and vandalism charges this week, it is time to honor the front office of the Bengals for not paying any attention to character and having a bunch of potential convicts playing for them. Hopefully, they have a plan to turn part of their home stadium into a prison, thus, allowing the players the chance to play. The impact of this will be felt for years in Bengals nation.
And for that, the Bengals front office is going to the Chair!
Date
Fri 06/23/06, 4:55 am EST
