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Friday Fryer (January 5, 2007)

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by user Christof


a look at the sports week's biggest losers
by Christof

Welcome to first edition of the Friday Fryer in 2007. The weekly Fryer takes a look at who was the sports' world's biggest idiot this week. Without further ado, let's go take at our three finalists and, of course, the person or team being dipped into the Fryer....


THE FINALISTS
AND THE LOSER IS . . .


Allen Iverson
This has not been a good NBA season for A.I. First, he quit on the Philadelphia 76ers, forcing the team to trade him to the Denver Nuggets. Since arriving in Denver, Iverson and the Nuggets have both struggled. Sure, the many suspensions that the Nuggets have due to their brawl with the New York Knicks has had a major impact on the club, however, I have to wonder if part of their problems also revolve around Iverson’s ability, or inability, for being a good teammate.

With that said, Iverson gets a Friday Fryer Chair nomination for being tossed out of the January 2 game against the Sixers. Iverson was tossed after having two technical fouls called on him. Both of these calls were the result of A.I. arguing with refs. From the video, it seems quite apparent that A.I. did not want to be anywhere near the court when the game was over. Maybe it was because he could not accept losing to his former team and then having to face them, man to man? Whatever the reason was, it earns Allen Iverson a Chair nomination this week!

 
Dallas Cowboys'
The Cowboys had the opportunity of winning the NFC East prior to Week 17 in the NFL. The only thing the Cowboys had to do was beat the pathetic Detroit Lions and then hope that the Atlanta Falcons defeat the Philadelphia Eagles. The Lions, mind you, were in control of the number 1 pick in the NFL Draft. They only had to lose to the playoff bound Cowboys.

So what happens? The Cowboys lay an egg! An egg at home no less! These days, the Cowboys defense cannot stop anything, Terrell Owens drops everything, and Tony Romo seems more interesting in dating stars then winning games for the stars. This team does not deserve to be in the playoffs, but nonetheless, they are. And to make matters worse, the Cowboys may have a chance at winning this weekend, for they play an equally inept team in the Seattle Seahawks. YUCK!

 
Notre Dame Fighting Irish
Notre Dame is considered a sacred cow in college football. Historically, the Fighting Irish have been very good. The school, however, has not won a national title since 1988. In addition, the school now has a nine game bowl losing streak. Yes, nine games! Notre Dame has not won a bowl game, even a minor one, since 1994.

With that in mind, the school still is hyped to no end. Many expected Notre Dame to contend for a national title this year. The play of Notre Dame, early on, clearly showed that this was not going to be case. Nevertheless, Notre Dame was still chosen to partake in a BCS game, the Sugar Bowl.

And like last year in the Fiesta Bowl, Notre Dame was plastered in the Sugar Bowl. It was clear to anyone who saw the game that Notre Dame was simply overmatched by a more powerful LSU team. So the question must be asked- Why was Notre Dame in this game in the first place?

Notre Dame is living off hype that it is created because of its history. That is all that is keeping this program among the “elite” of college football. If it was simply based on performance, then Notre Dame would be playing in a pre New-Year, mid-level, bowl game. And thus, Notre Dame gets a nomination in this week’s Friday Fryer challenge.

Athletes & Violence

I coined 2006 as the Year of the Arrested Player. Almost every week, and sometimes two or three times in a single week, did news break that a professional athlete was arrested. What was surprising was that no pro athlete was shot or killed in an incident.

Well, that luck did not last very long into 2007. Early on New Year’s Day, Denver Broncos starting cornerback Darrent Williams was shot and killed after attending a party thrown by members of the Denver Nuggets. The SUV Limo that Williams was riding in was riddled with bullets. At this time, the murderer is still at large.

This murder will NOT be the last one that involves a pro athlete. Unfortunately, what you are seeing is the real world striking the athletic world. Right now, the value placed on human life is little, and the trend is moving toward none. So instead of saying that the Williams killing was an isolated event, I am saying that this is only the beginning and will become more commonplace in the months and years ahead.

And for that, athletes and violence gets the Friday Fryer Chair this week.

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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
1058 days ago
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You should keep a running list of all these winners from them all since you started, to see if they ever repeat, so we can spot patterns (like the one you predict) over the course of the year. A week without the Flyers!
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ChristofMVP
1058 days ago
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All of the Friday Fryer columns are linked to the Friday Fryer page. At some point, when I bored in say Corporate Tax, this semester. I will work on a spread sheet, winner gets 4 pts, nominees get 1-2-3 pts., etc.
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ChristofMVP
1058 days ago
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I after when should be I'm
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
1058 days ago
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"I after when should be I'm" Eh?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1058 days ago
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It's Philly lingo... like "wuter" or "youse guyses"
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
1058 days ago
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Fair enough. In the region I live we have such lingo that "I caw" means I cannot, "Ay!?" means pardon (or is a confused response), and many other extemities that makes even American English make sense.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1058 days ago
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I was kidding... he was saying the "I" was meant to be "I'm" (it's not our fault you can't read) Hee hee!
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
1058 days ago
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Well there was a lot of punctuation missing... e.g. "I" after when, should be "I'm". At least I can spot an envelope next to my user name! :)
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1058 days ago
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Allie I had been playing nice for the most part... but I understand why you nominated him.

I hope the Cowboys wear their white helmets against the SeaGawks so I can puke all over my TV if I accidentally flip through the channels and see 2 ugly-assed unis (not to mention the quality of play on the field)

Notre Dame losing is a GOOD thing...

And I think it's unfair to lump Williams being killed with year of the Arrested Player, while you're right in some respects, we don't know that Williams was anything more than a kid in the wrong place at the worst time... there were many other people in that limo and for all we know WHO was the intended target? Maybe it was road rage, maybe it was a misunderstanding, maybe it was a former Packer fan who knew Javon Walker was the only one in there, on and on... There's a very large difference bewteen a criminal (Year of the Arrested Player) and a victim (Williams)
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