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Friday Fryer (December 22, 2006)

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by user Christof


a look at the sports week's biggest losers
by Christof

Welcome to another edition of the Friday Fryer, where we take a look at who was the sports' world's biggest idiot this week. After a hiatus these past few weeks, the Chair is back and has many challengers awaiting to hear the verdict as to whether they won the Chair. Without further ado, let's go take at our three finalists and, of course, the person or team being dipped into the Fryer....


THE FINALISTS
AND THE LOSER IS . . .


Terrell Owens
The Friday Fryer may have been on hiatus these past few weeks, but T.O. and his antics have not been. First, T.O. said that he was dropping ball thrown to him because Dallas Cowboys head coach Bill Parcells was not telling him how great he is. Oh yeah, and Bill did not ask how T.O. was after he overdosed on pain killers back in September.

This of course was not the end of T.O. During the game last Saturday against the Atlanta Falcons, T.O. spit into the face of Falcons cornerback DeAngelo Hall. Funny part is that T.O. first admitted to spitting, before admitting he did not spit. With T.O.’s personality, is a career in politics in the future? Well, no matter if one is or is not, Owen gets the first nomination for the Friday Fryer.

 
Philadelphia Flyers and Philadelphia 76ers'
The Flyers are currently on an 8 game losing streak. This is the longest losing streak in the 40-year history of the club. The previous record was a 6-game losing streak. This previous record was actually tied earlier this season. The club now sits with an 8-22-4 record. Awful does not begin describe this team’s play. And the sad part is: there are still 48 games remaining in the season.

As bad as the Flyers are, the Sixers are worse. The Sixers are currently on a 12-game losing streak! They traded away their best player, Allen Iverson, for a respectable starter, an expiring contract, and two first round draft picks in the 2007 NBA Draft. Hence, the Sixers will have three first-round draft picks in what many believe is the deepest NBA draft in years. But, with the Sixers track record in draft picks, does anyone truly believe that they will pick the right players? Raise your hands if you do. . . .

Anyone? Well, anyway, the winless winter in Philadelphia continues, and for that, both the Sixers and Flyers get the nomination for the Friday Fryer this week.

 
College Bowls
Lets see, we have the New Orleans Bowl on tap tonight. Tomorrow the PapaJohns.com Bowl, the New Mexico Bowl, the Armed Forces Bowl all scheduled to be played. After that, another TWENTY-FIVE bowls are scheduled to be played this holiday season. Hey folks, I thought we could not see a national playoff in Division I-A college football because of the need players to be students and study? Yet, the NCAA now permits a 12th game to be added to the annual I-A team’s schedule, plus a conference championship game, plus nearly 30 bowl games to be played in during late December and early January.

Come on now. This is becoming a real joke. The NCAA and the colleges should come clean and admit that I-A college football is nothing more than a revenue generating business. Picking a national champion is not even considered, except for revenues it creates for the big college sports players (i.e. – universities in the big conferences).

And for this sad fact, the College Bowls get nominated for the Friday Fryer this week.

NFC

I wrote an article this week lamenting the fact that there are no good teams left in the NFC. This article was then followed by the [[Green Bay Packers] v. Minnesota Vikings matchup. That game had me not asking where have all the good NFC team good, but where have even the fair to average NFC teams have gone? That game was just brutally bad.

And to think that the Packers are still alive in the playoff race is unbelievable. Is this what the NFC and NFL has become in the 21st Century, a bunch of bad teams pretending to be respectable, while living off the play of players and teams of a generation ago? Hello folks! The NFL is raking in the billions, and the players are raking in the millions. The level and quality of play should be improving, not declining in drastic fashion. For this, the NFC gets the Friday Fryer Chair today!

I do want to take a moment to wish all of you a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! Thank you for reading and take care.

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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
1071 days ago
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The Flyers aren't even guaranteed a Number 1 Pick if they come last in the NHL are they (even if Phoenix might beat them to last)? Is it the NHL that has a draft lottery?
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