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Friday Fryer (August 31, 2007)

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by Christof

A look at the sports week's biggest losers…
by Christof



Welcome to a late Friday night edition of the Friday Fryer, where we take a look at who was the sports world's biggest idiot this week. This weekend is Labor Day weekend in the United States. Unofficially, this marks the end of summer. Officially, it marks the start of the best time of the sports calendar. College football, pro football, baseball playoffs, and hockey are all within weeks from occurring. All of this means many candidates for the Friday Fryer Chair. So without further ado, let’s go take a look at our three finalists and, of course, the person or team who is being dipped into the Fryer....

THE FINALISTS
David Beckham
The man who was signed to save the MLS is once again hurt. First, it was an ankle injury. Now, it is a knee injury. This latest injury is expected to keep Beckham out of the lineup for six weeks.

MLS and the LA Galaxy signed Beckham to a multi-hundred million dollars contract. It is true that most of this money is coming from endorsements. Beckham, however, was expected to play. By doing so, Beckham would generate interest and revenue for the struggling MLS.

This hope is not going to happen if Beckham is always injured. He is over the age of 30, so it is likely that this is not just bad luck. Instead, it is just another example of Mother Nature and Father Time at work. For this, David Beckham earns a Friday Fryer nomination this week.

 
Boston Red Sox
The Boston Red Sox played their main rival, the New York Yankees this week. The Red Sox, at the beginning of the series, were ahead of the Yankees by eight games. Hence, winning the series or even a game in the series would have put the last nail in the Yankees’ hopes of winning the AL East.

Instead, the Red Sox were swept. Now, the Red Sox are only five games in front of the charging Yankees. The Red Sox had a chance to bury their main rival. Instead, they were the ones who got buried.

It is likely that the Red Sox will still win the AL East. This, however, is not a sure thing any longer. Therefore, the Boston Red Sox earn a Friday Fryer nomination this week.

 
New York Mets
HELP!

The New York Mets are choking!

Please save them from themselves before it is too late.

Like the Red Sox, the Mets had the chance to bury it main rival this week. The Mets were to play a four game series against the Philadelphia Phillies. At the beginning of the series, the Mets were ahead of the Phils by six games. By the end of series, the lead stood at two games.

Not only were the Mets swept by the Phillies, it was done so in an embarrassing fashion. First, you have the great Guillermo Mota pitching late in a tied game. The game, however, did not remain tied for long, especially when Ryan Howard bashes a ball that has yet to land. Second, you have Marlon Anderson trying to break up a double play by putting a forearm into a guys back. The sad thing for the Mets is that the guy running to first would have been safe no matter what. Instead, Marlon committed blatant interference, and the game was lost. Third, you have the Willie Randolph-Billy Wagner combination. What was Willie thinking by bringing in Wagner for a two inning save? This is especially true when one realizes that Wagner has issues against teams he use to play for. He tends to blow saves against those teams in critical situations. Guess what, it happened again!

The Mets are currently in free fall. This should earn them the Fryer Chair, however, they lost that as well this week. Maybe next week!

AND THE LOSER IS . . .
The NFL
The 2007 NFL pre-season came to a merciful ending this week. By far, this was the worst pre-season ever in the history of the NFL. Furthermore, it is likely only to get worse before it gets better.

Back in the day, a long training camp and pre-season schedule was needed to get the players in shape for the season. This was because the players did not work out year-around. Instead they worked other jobs. Hence, training camp and pre-season play was needed.

Today, the above is not true. Add to this new equation the fact that players make millions a year, and you get a situation where the starters do not play in the pre-season. Some starters do not see a single snap during the pre-season.

Yet, the pre-season still consists of four games. Season tickets holders are also forced to buy tickets to two of those four games. The price paid for the pre-season ticket is the same as it is paid for a regular season ticket. However, instead of seeing NFL players, we get to see guys who will be bagging groceries and driving trucks in a month.

The NFL must address this situation as soon as possible. I would like to say they addressed it yesterday, but if they did, I would not be writing about it here. So please NFL, change the pre-season. The pre-season has now earned the NFL two Friday Fryer Chairs. Hopefully, a third will not be earned next year.

Until next Friday, AMF!




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CheezerAll-Star
821 days ago
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I can understand the pre-season to evaluate young, unproven players. Pay them as semi-pro, lower ticket rates and save your starters for the regular season.
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
821 days ago
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Im not sure if it is the worse preseason ever, only because they always suck no matter what it was. Beckham is exactly what we thought he was
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Hit By a PitchVarsity
821 days ago
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Crown his ass!
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PeanMajor Leaguer
821 days ago
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if JuT somehow loses the monthly title by midnight, can he get the chair? :P
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
821 days ago
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It would be the biggest choke in ArmchairGM points history.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
821 days ago
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since it would be the first choke, wouldn't it also be "the littlest choke in ArmchairGM points history?" Whose midnight? Doesn't Armchair operate on GMT??
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PeanMajor Leaguer
821 days ago
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the updates run EST...manny don't you know the world revolves around NY(NJ)?
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
821 days ago
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I think the fair people of NY would beat the crap out of you for adding those parentheses...

And here I thought the world revolved around Michigan's Upper Peninsula (also mostly on ET - so the sun is still out at 10pm in the summer)

Recent changes note the time in GMT... or did I forget to move my clock ahead again (we don't change our clocks in Arizona)
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PeanMajor Leaguer
821 days ago
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yeah mediawiki likes to use GMT..yeah i found that out the hard way Manny..my old job our servers were in Arizona, and we had a bunch of scheduled processes...that was fun figuring out!
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
821 days ago
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Theres only 1 timezone that matters and thats Gods good time here on the East coast.
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InsanMajor Leaguer
821 days ago
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Yea the preseason does suck. Nice job thinking outside the box on that one.
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RomiezzoLegend
821 days ago
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Good list, Christof. I couldn't have decided that pick, since I don't know much about the NFL preseason and the Sawx and Mets did terrible this week. I honestly (probably) would've chose David Beckham.
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LASportsblogAAA-er
820 days ago
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I have an idea for the pre-season:

-1 inter-team scrimmage at the start of preseason (untelevised, invite the season ticket holders and have the starts do an hour of scrimmaging against a local rival e.g.: Oakland/San Fran)

-2 full pre-season games, one for the cut to 75 players and 1 to cut down to 53 players

-1 a final, televised inter-team scrimmage against another local (local as possible) team to let the starters polish up for the season.

Any ideas?
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