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Falcons Gets Kicked While They're Down(AGAIN)

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by Trizz

The Atlanta Falcons are suffering, 3 wins on the season, 5 key players getting fined this week, they are scraping the bottom of the depth chart for another QB, they won't be without Michael Vick for at least another 2 seasons(if they want him), and their coach Bobby Petrino jumped off the sinking ship as if his name was Leonardo DiCaprio. But heading into a week where the Dolphins have finally wow a game, you would think anything is possible and I get up this morning and breaking news is Bill Parcells is very likely to be the new Vice President of the Falcons.  The same man that returned America's Team to national relevance was going to help fix the mess that is the Atlanta Falcons.

"I'm pretty sure I'm going to do it. [Owner] Arthur [Blank] and I have had some pretty constructive discussions. I basically will oversee the football operations. We'll meet today -- not in Atlanta -- and work out some of the final details but I don't think there's any deal breakers here," Parcells said earlier.  Suddenly it looked like a bright spot in Atlanta, and then......Parcells refused the Falcons offer.  Why? Because he is considering from America's punching bag, the Miami Dolphins.  The Dolphins need someone like Parcells more than anyone that's gotta sting the ATLiens. He gave them his word but as we all know in sports your word means nothing. Hell, a contract just about means nothing nowadays.  Parcells hasn't officially taken the Miami job but it looks like a great possibility. Maybe the Fins wont blow this draft after all.


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OneflydudeAll-American
738 days ago
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Back to the drawing board for Blank. Maybe they could draw Lloyd Carr out of retirement
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Caught In A RundownSoccer Kid
738 days ago
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Yea...right
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
738 days ago
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If Parcells takes over the front office of the Falcons then I really hope Dennis Green is hired as head coach. Just imagine the post-game press conferences....
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JamelAll-American
738 days ago
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Fack Boston
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SSreportersLegend
738 days ago
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That fine was so stupid, they want to support the guy, then let them do it.
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Bberg11Varsity
738 days ago
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I personally think they are stupid for supporting Vick - it makes no sense - but they should not be fined for it. They say "Free Vick" like he had some injustice put upon him. He broke the law, lied about it, and is now paying the price. Support him if you want because he's a friend and teammate, but think of something better than "Free Vick."
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MetsJetsDevilsDraft Pick
738 days ago
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This is the first thing to go right for the Falcons all season. My reasons are posted here: http://www.a...ck)'s_Mentor
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MetsJetsDevilsDraft Pick
738 days ago
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The negatives are for?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
738 days ago
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Didn't Leo drown?
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Bberg11Varsity
738 days ago
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Parcells built the team that is tearing up the NFC right now (loss to the Eagles aside). The man still has it, bitch tits and all.
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E-ROCWaterboy
738 days ago
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The Falcons are a mess. I wouldn't touch that organization with a 10ft pole. A good young HC is what the Falcons need. I don't know who that'll be though. Maybe the Vikings defensive coordinator? What about Jason Garrett? I doubt he would take that job though. The off-season can't get here for the Falcons soon enough and for my Ravens.
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
737 days ago
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Someone needs to give Arthur Blank a hug.
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Steel TownDraft Pick
737 days ago
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Yeah, he seems like a good owner.
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