FOURPLAY - Anna Benson

Anna Benson. Kris Benson's wife (Major League pitcher)

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yeah everyone else wound up kinda answering for me anyways. Thanks though. Not up on all my baseball stuff.

You should have added the exclusive slo-mo of that injury. It's a "Ewwwww!" inducing classic!

I hear what yer saying, but since she has so much more to say, wouldn't she be so much more fun to "shut up"?

Keep your mindless boobs, gimme Anna. Whether she says anything meaningful or not, at least SHE thinks it's meaningful! I like my women outspoken and sassy! (like the number 1 yapper on Armchair would enjoy anything less)

HOT fades away. "Interesting" can't be surgically administered!

I also like my women to be outspoken and sassy. Love it. Nothing turns me on more in a woman, to be honest. But I don't want her to be outspoken about just anything. When she opens her mouth, stupid comments can't come pouring out. Nothing turns me OFF more than stupidity in a woman. That's exactly what happens when I read comments from someone on a Constitutional Amendment they have never even read.

All the more reason to shut her up! That's the only reason she says so much you know? Kris wasn't doing his job...

Of course, he was injured all year and you didn't hear a peep from her, did you? ... coincidence? I think not!

Google her and see what you find of value since April. Her website isn't even up to date! I was gonna write an article about it but then I thought "Uhhhhhhhhh..... why?".

Good job, Kris!

And if you're worried about a woman's thoughts on Constitutional Amendments, I have two words for you... turn gay. That's not an affront towards women. Somewhere there's a smoking hot babe who will care, but she's taken (probably by a very butch Butch). You're headed towards the realm of the Hillarys of the world. Hot chicks don't need to give a ahit about that kind of stuff, because they're... you know.... hot!

I just checked her blog and read her comments on Hurricane Katrina. Man, this is a clueless woman. She opens by offering her sympathies to the people of New Orleans. Nice. She then starts handing out blame. She said the governor of Louisiana and the mayor of New Orleans (Blanco and Nagin, for the record, as she does not name either) should both be charged with negligent homicide. She said she would exile Kanye West and "replace him with the likes of Oprah Winfrey." She also accused West of making "ghetto remarks" about President Bush. I don't know what EITHER of those statements mean, but whatever.

As for the President? I think any logical person would admit there's blame to go around. The debacle was horrifically mishandled at all levels of government. She said Blanco and Nagin should be charged with negligent homicide, so naturally, the President receives...praise for his humility? She says: "Thankfully, we are, in the least, lucky enough to have a humble President who admits that he was wrong in his decision making, and, as a result, is going full-force in his efforts to remedy the situation. I am positive that Bush will go above and beyond the federal government's responsibility and do everything in his power to make things right." Wow. Now - I'm not letting anyone up off the matt here. Everyone shares blame. But is she honestly extolling the honesty, integrity and hard work of the man who told Brownie he's doing a "heckuva a job"? Man...it's a good thing we have these great insights from such an intellectual force as Benson.

And since I'm piling on, let me wrap up by saying that I love how wikipedia, to name but one source, lists Benson as a "model." Funny how a woman goes from stipper to model by doing some layouts once people find out Kris Benson has a hot wife.

Again, all the more reason to "shut her up". Yeah. She's not going to cure cancer, but she'll cure your "other ailment"... being a man!

I gotta give her credit for this much (or dis-credit depending how you look at it) -For a stripper/model she doesn't strip very much!

Mother of three, by the way... I gotta give her props!

BUT... from the evidence you present (NO ONE TRASHES KANYE WEST in my presence!!!), I won't vote for her if she runs for office in my district! (Not like I ever vote, but still...)

Sorry, I found a couple of other things to criticize. She said she would also charge former FEMA director Mike Brown with negligent homicide and abuse. Them to avoid future problems, she would subject government officials to tests "in order to ensure that their intellect can hold down the job." WHAT!? Again, I don't know what that means.

Also, after her praise of President Bush, she had this little nugget - "If we work together instead of placing blame, we can get through this. Let's stop pointing fingers and stop making excuses;" Um...was it NOT placing blame or pointing fingers when she charged three government officials with negligent homicide and advocated the exile of a singer who did nothing more than criticize the President? She accused Kanye West of taking food and supplies from the mouths of women and children! Sorry, I just cannot find someone who is this stupid to be attractive. When I see that kind of idiocy, their looks don't even matter anymore.

That only makes me limp until I think about how I would have kept her from saying that... Annadrome, this is your fault! LOOK at what you have done!!!

First of all, we weren't debating. Thank goodness. That would just be embarrassing. Secondly, that's the kind of originality you get at Armchairgm. That's why I come here.