Excuse Me, Do You Sell Prosthetic Hamstring Tendons?

by user Boomer6392

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Scott Schoeneweis revealed earlier in the season that he is pitchng through a severed tendon in his hamstring.

And Willie Randolph continues to put him into high pressure spots. [1] I saw an ad for the biggest waste of time show today on SNY, Daily News Live with Gary Apple (biggest looking douchebag). And in the ad, there's Scott Schoeneweis is laughing it up in a brief clip of an interview, saying he has an ERA of about 105. Quite funny, if you ask me *cue rimshot*.

Then Schoeneweis comes in in the 11th inning. I almost lost it. There was a specific reason that Schoen-waste was booed off the field.

The next time they, and by they I mean Willie, bring in Schoenweis again, I'll be forced to put a 9-millimeter to my temple. Leave the rest up to your imagination.

Oh, and for those of you scoring at home, I did coin a new nickname for Scott Schoenweis (see Paragraph 4)