Eight Mascots that Need to Die

the baking soda trick is awesome.

Haha, I would like to add "Dinger" to this list. <img src="">

I was at the game when the Rockies supposudly discovered this giant dinosaur egg under Coors Field, and then was there again when the egg "hatched" and Dinger was born. It's ridiculous.

What could you possibly have against Keggy the Keg? I think that new uber-Duck that Oregon hatched a few years back needs to go.

Its a friggin Keg. People are cheering a goofy looking keg of beer.

"He's the Cincinnati Reds other mascot -- the one that doesn't look like Mr. Met."

Wait a second. The Reds began play in 1869. The Mets began play in 1962. The Reds had Mr. Red long before the Mets even existed. So Mr. Met is a knockoff of Mr. Red, not the other way around.

But I do agree with you, Gapper must go.

You're kidding me. The mascot for Dartmouth is a keg? That's a great way for an Ivy League school to represent itself. How charming.

keggy is probably the greatest mascot of all time. i would love if my lame school had that mascot...we have a greyhound.

I think Amherst's Lord Jeff mascot should die. Suggested method: He and Lady Jeff should be given a smallpox laced blanket, as he did to the American indians.

reds were founded first, but Mr. Met in his form was created first

Wrong again. Mr. Met was not created first. Old Red, as he was then known, appeared on Reds' uniforms in the 1955. The Mets came along in 1962. http://www.c...940-1960.htm

Mr. Anonymous, what do uniforms have to do with whether Mr. Met was created before or after the Reds mascot?

Because the Reds mascot appeared on the uniform in 1955, seven years before the Mets even existed.

As a lifelong Reds fan, both statements are true. Mr Red has been around since 1955 on Reds uniforms from time to time (not every year). However, he wasn't a costumed mascot until the 1980's. Mr Met came second, but was in a costume in 1964. Big flippin deal! It's a MASCOT! The Reds have more titles and that's what counts!

I HATE YOU SO MUCH HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT THE BEST MASCOT EVER BIG RED MUST DIE??? HE IS BETTER THAN ANY MASCOT EVER. HE EVEN EATS PEOPLES HEADS!!!!!!!! WHAT IS THERE NOT TO LIKE ABOUT BIG RED?!?!?! I love Big Red!

What a waste of time. The worst mascot ever is a tie between wildcats and eagles.

The worst mascot ever is definitely Bucky the Badger. It's like a damn diseased rat. A diseased rat from WISCONSON, nonetheless.

The official school mascot of Dartmouth College is actually: Green. Yes, it is a color. The students there felt that was kind of lame (rightly so), and so one day at a football game, a student ran onto the field in the Keggy the Keg costume. The crowd loved it, and he returned to several more games. The students there loved it, and when ESPN showed footage of Keggy the Keg pumping up the crowd, it was official: Keggy the Keg is Dartmouth's "unofficial" mascot. Officially, of course. And it is awesome. (My twin brother also happens to be friends with the student in the costume.)

THE MAIN POINT HERE IS THAT KEGGY SHOULD BE PRESIDENT ! KEGGY FOR PRESIDENT

Bucky the Badger would tear the crap out of whatever mascot you have at your community college. Or maybe you are a gopher fan. Ok, Goldy has a tail. Gophers don't have big visible tails. And gophers are pussies. I saw a gopher getting his ass kicked by a crow.

Someone put the St. Joe's Hawk out of its misery.

The Standford Tree needs to DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Egg for Dinger the Rockies mascot was "found" in 1994 during the construction of Coors Field, it was actually hatched at Mile High Stadium that same year, the year before Coors opened.

I am the student who portrays Keggy. I'm highly offended. Drink off!

ok if you said the stanford tree must die, then you're obviously a cal fan. the tree possesses wisdom unlike anyother mascot around. the dedication, the sheer massive stupidity it takes to become the tree. previous trees have shot themselves with bulletproof vests on to claim their exalted position

Yo Mr. Pays little attention to detail. JJ Jumper = NCAA college basketball, not NBA. It says it on his shirt for christ's sake. The Manhattan Jasper is the dumbest and certainly the gayest mascott of all time.

Whether or not you're a Cal fan, everyone knows that the Stanfurd tree must die. Or at least schedule itself a trip to AA. What a horrible mascot. Someone put it out of its misery. http://www.s...9UHAELT1.DTL

"The Egg for Dinger the Rockies mascot was "found" in 1994 during the construction of Coors Field, it was actually hatched at Mile High Stadium that same year, the year before Coors opened." Actually, no, it was "found" while constructing Coors Field in 1994, they annoucned it at Mile High while they were still constructing Coors (I was there), and then Dinger hatched at Coors Field in 1995, the first year Coors was opened. They had a whole gig for like a year about how it was about to hatch, and then it finally did after Coors opened.

yeah them anus's need to go...

Can't believe you left off that asinine fictional bird they call a jayhawk. Only a student body with unresolved sexuality problems would pick a mascot like brokeback Heckyl and Jeckyl. Method of death: Wiley Coyote shoots an ACME TNT rocket up it's egg-laying orifice.

What about Rowdy from the Cowboys? He's the worst of them all!

LOL! Madproof9, it IS ridiculous that you went to a baseball game, I completely agree!

You all know the real purpose of the mascots. When the stupid americans get drunk and rowdy, the mascots work much like a rodeo clown would, rounding them up into the drunk tank.

It's just most of the kids and press are gone by the time they get ot that part of their job.

Besides. Youppi would kick all their asses before he even gets up in the morning, fools!

well hofstra has the hottest and best duo of mascots in sports, kate and willy, a female and male lion that ocassionaly look like they're about to have sex on the basketball court, they do crowd surfing and everything

The PURPLE "wild"cat from K-State has got to be the most contradicting mascot out there. It's purple for christ sake. Strike fear into your opponent with purple. Their game mantra is "Pack it with a Purple one eye touser snake". Talk about brokeback mountain. Their 92 year old football coach had to revive the school with a somewhat better rendition of the old flag carrying faggy. Method of Death: A weekend long, wine induced drunk, with Rock Hudson and that other fag from Queen.

You left of the Syracuse Orangeman. Man, when he got punched on that sportscenter commercial. I absolutely loved it.

Looks like someone struck a nerve in a gayhawker. LOL!!!

lame post. next time get some pix.

I can't believe nobody mentioned the Blue Devil. What a walking contradiction. When is a devil ever blue? When Hell freezes over. This is what happens when a queer starts trying to think of a "tough" image, but gets the color wrong. I'd say his fate should be straight forward. Since he thinks hell is blue, go there and find out.

hahaha the reds mascot needs to go! cincinnati is the most unoriginal place I have ever lived in. They copy everything from other cities, especially Cleveland

Blue devils are a primate from Madagascar called an aye-aye. The natives consider them bad luck and kill them. They look creepy. http://1kai....cariens.html

The U of Detroit Mercy Titan mascot is absolutley rediculous. They're a catholic school with a mythological mascot. Isn't that totally sacraligious.

<a href="http://www.rainmaker.net">What about the stupid Banana Slug from UC Santa Cruz?</a> <img src=""></img>

I think Richmond's is pretty ridiculous: http://richm...-spidey.html

HOOK 'EM HORNS!!! We have an AWESOME mascot!

Lil Red has to be the worst mascot in sports. Have fun looking up at KU in the standings.....

i myself am a nebraskan. i however do not watch football. but beause of the state i am forsed to live in, i see big red football everywhere. I do have to say the Lil' Red is not that annoying. he is actually funny. I mean find a clip of him running. he is so top heavy he almost falls over. It is comical.

"The official school mascot of Dartmouth College is actually: Green." First of all we are the Big Green and secondly we have no official mascot, we are just Dartmouth College. All you are just jealous that you don't have anything like a walking keg at your school. And A Swaff don't be mad that you got rejected from all the ivies, it is charming that you will be working for people that did go to Dartmouth for all your life though.

Is this supposed to be funny? Not really laughing here....

you must also have a Nebraska education...since when have you been "forsed" to spell "forced" so badly? can't delete that post now can you?

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do you see. i mean shooooooooeeeee

the blue devils arent named after an animal...they were named after a french legion of troups who were considered to be the best trained and most experienced unit during the time.

Whats wrong with Billy Buffalo...he pretty damn cool if you ask me

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my hate lies with the buckeyes...brutus is a waste-plain and simple

i dont see what the fuck is wrong with all of them (except nebraska's, they suck). this is retarded

Brilliams!

another reason duke sucks...named after French soldiers

I like to talk about stool.

From an Ohio State student, Brutus is the best ever mascot. Second best? Keggy the Keg. Doesn't he accurately represent the college students that he pumps up? I think so. Keep up the good work Keggy!!

How about Whammer from the Cavs. He sucks.

I'm ashamed of Lil' Red, but the new Herbie they came up with isn't much better. I enjoy the Husker envy here. Looking up to KU? Now that's funny.

Slider from the Cleveland Indians...WHAT the hell is that thing!?!?

without a doubt brutus from THE ohio state community college is the gayest mascot. he's a fuckin' nut representing a horrible school full of losers destined to pump my gas after barely graduating from that shit hole.

I don't see why everybody hates Nebraska and says we suck. Is it because we won three National Championships in the '90's after whooping on every other schools asses under the Osborne coaching era? I have to say, you guys must live in the past BECAUSE IT WAS THE '90's!!! Lil' Red isn't our main mascot, either. Herbie Husker is, with Lil' Red appearing at the games for Herbie's backup relief, as we have such a large stadium that it is impossible for Herbie to be everywhere firing up the crowd all at once. Hopefully it is working after looking at how the football team ended last season. Oh, and Tom Osbourne is now pretty much the front runner for the Governor's Race in our great state. Hope he wins.

Tom Osbourne was an overrated coach. The only reason Nebraska split the National Championship with Michigan in 97 was because he was retiring. Notice they voted champs in the coaches poll. BULLSHIT. Michigan would have beat the hell out of Nebraska had they played in the National Championship that year.

In Pittsburgh we have 3 awesome mascots, The pirate Parrot, Iceburgh the Penguin, and Rocco the Pitt Mascot. Penn States mascot is cool too and were just that awesome!

The NY Met's Cow Bell guy has to go! Just this guy running around with a cow bell banging it behind your ears in beat to the music. I thought he was a crazed fan but its official. Horrible.

Cow Bell Guy is awesome. He pumps up the crowd.

Congratulations! We have another winner of the title "Those Who Still Live In The Past Because They Constantly Need To Relive The Glory Days of Their Sports Teams, Because They Sure As Hell Are Gone Now"!!!

Big Red rules!!!

I'm still laughing at the post by the obviously jealous Michigan fan a few posts above. Nebraska would have cleaned their clocks.

The best part about the Cow-Bell Man is the hyphen on his shirt. He also travels to Philly for away games.

Big Red is the best mascot in all of college sports. Its look is one of a kind, he is cool, and lovable. That is why BIG RED ROCKS, BIG RED ROCKS!

Why would the Michigan fan be jealous? They won the title in 97 too. Not to mention the other 7 or 8 titles in football before that year. Anyway, how about the gay leprechaun from Notre Dame? Is that not a queer-ass mascot or what?

Gay Leprechaun? They are the Fighting Irish you jackass, what do you suggest their mascot be, a drunk guy peeling potatoes? It's a tradition buddy, something you know nothing about because you attend a community college.

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What is wrong with Billy Buffalo???

I'm not a Nebraska fan, but to say that Michigan would have beaten Nebraska in 97 is laughable at best. That game wouldn't have even been close. Nebraska was an average team this year and they still beat Michigan. The 97 Michigan team would have taken a pounding from the Cornhuskers.

Big Red looks like a hemorrhoid. STUPIDEST LOOKING MASCOT EVER!!!

This shouldn't even be a list. The only mascot that absolutely needs to go is Brutus the Buckeye.

only a pervert would know what a hemorrhoid would look like. How about that gay scratch, the uk mascot?

you are a fucking idiot. no way that would have happened. by the way bud this 2006 that was 9yrs ago.... Get over it.

The University of Illinois-Chicago mascot needs to go. It's a stupid looking red dragon that wears Hawaiian shirts

St. Louis College of Pharmacy's mascot is a Eutectic, just so you know, that is a chemical process, not and actually creature, simply a chemical process, damn, that is sad.

My freshman year roommate at Dartmouth, Chris Plehal, was one of the two guys that came up with Keggy the Keg (the other was Nick Duquette). What's important about Keggy is not so much that he's a giant beer or that he filled the void of a humanoid mascot at football games, it's that he represented a giant "Fuck you!" to the Dartmouth administration. Kegs are banned at Dartmouth unless you register them way in advance. It's a huge pain, it sucks for the environment (we drink a LOT of cans and none of the frats try very hard to recycle) and most importantly, it's an infringement on our freedom of beverage container choice for no apparent reason. Keggy represents getting 'faced, having fun and rooting for the Big Green, but more importantly, he represents a group of kids who got together and decided to make an administration-headed movement to choose a new mascot (of which the Mountaineers and Wildcats were choices... hi, WVU and Arizona!) into a complete joke. The administration that took our kegs and tried to cut the entire swim team over Thanksgiving break tried to throw us a bone by letting us choose the next mascot and Keggy turned the whole shabang into a giant shitburger for them to choke on. Any time students can stick it to an administration that is trying to get them to have less fun by limiting their beer flow or fucking over their student-athletes (these weren't jocks, these were smart kids who also swam) it's a good thing. This list would have been a great idea if the guy who made it actually, you know, went to college and learned how to do some research. Until someone makes a better list, I'll just be content to read all these other comments from people who agree that Keggy kicks ass, even if he comes off a little dorky as an official Ivy League mascot.

the Fighting Okra Delta State University Need

No one mentioned the Guilford fighting Quakers, with pacifism naturally being a central tennant of the Quaker religion.

How about getting rid of that stupid Oklahoma mascot. They're proud of being stealing land.

as a loyal Bills fans i must say that Billy buffalo is the worst mascot ever created. Not like Sabretooth. That dude kicks ass

Williams College has a Purple Cow for a mascott, that should go.

just a lil fact here...bald eagles aren't really bald...it's just that from a distance the white feathers on their heads make them look bald...and Yes the Standford Tree must die...I'm from Texas and that thing sux

Nationals forever! DC metro pride

Emory University's unofficial mascot is a skeleton... how do you kill a skeleton?

this sucks my I.P is blocked from editing because my jackass roomate wrote penis all over the page...UNBLOCK ME PLEASE

Umm.... NYU's mascot is the fighting violet. No joke.

Vasser has the best mascot: Vassy the Aborted Fetus.

thank you so much for adding little red...i live in nebraska and i have to see that annoying balloon way more than i'd like

Big Red was obviously a joke. Even a blind person in a vegetable like state can comprehend how big red is the #1 mascot of all time. This is just a ploy to try and get people talking.

A few notes...

for the person who cracked on the Manhattan Jasper as being "the dumbest and certainly the gayest mascott of all time"...first off, learn how to spell MASCOT. It's only posted about 100 times on this page. Next, Brother Jasper of Manhattan College is a legend for his fine work at the school, and he is also well known for inventing the 7th Inning Stretch. The 7th Inning Stretch is a great part of baseball. Baseball is America's game. Therefore, if you don't like the Jaspers, you don't like America. Therefore...

You are a communist.

As for the Jayhawk basher, the Kansas Fightin Jayhawkers were a battalion of troops that fought for the North during the Civil War. To rip on a group that fought for freedom makes you - you guessed it - A COMMIE!

The Rockies chose Dinger as a mascot because they found dinosaur bones while building Coors Field. They selected purple as their team colors after the line "purple mountain majesty." They also have ONE GODDAMN POST-SEASON BID IN THEIR MISERABLE HISTORY!

You forgot the West Virginia University mascot, The Mountaineer. Not sure what a mountaineer is?? Me neither. Apparently some redneck with a beard and a raccoon hat carrying around a shotgun. Classy.

to the guy that said the stanfurd tree must die, and that he was from texas. you suck. texas must die.

There was a big debate when deciding if West Va should be named the Mountaineers. The other option was Mine-taineers. The ceiling fell in on that one.

i am selling a 1-yr old oak coffee table. f*ck, this isn't craigslist

Ifanyone knows who the Canada Summer Games mascots were who will have to agree that a hunting accident is needed for those idiots

Hey dumbass, a mountaineer is a representation of the frontiersmen that explored the...mountains. Plus there is a big difference between a musket and a shotgun. What a moron. I bet you've never even held a gun. BTW, real class making fun of miners that died. The real worst mascot is the Hokie. It is the gayest looking thing I've ever seen.

Big Red rocks!! He will never die!!!

i went to Northeastern State University in Tahlequah, OK. Our name was the "redmen", our colors were green and white, our letterhead had a chicken hawk on it, and our actual mascot was something that looked like a piss-soaked rag on a green Elmo. I can't remember it's name, but it was something incredibly stupid. <img src=>

as an update to my previous post, the goofy-assed elmo guy is named ROWDY and apperantly has his own website <a href=http://arapa...mr/rowdy.htm>here</a>

I'd like to know how many people actually don't like the mascot, instead of just hating it because they've got something against the team they represent. I'd also like to know what they based this on? Give me some criteria so I can come up with a better list. Nevermind, I guess this is armchairgm, where people run their mouths about things they know nothing about. carry on.

huh?

I'm sure you all love your own college mascots, but they're all tacky. Michigan got it right -- no mascot at all. GO BLUE!!!

I thought Cornell's mascot was Big Red, oh well, there must be two....

yeah michigan has a GIANT stick up its ass. Way to "get it right" douchebag.

I go to UNL and am forced to watch lil red around different sporting events. It is painful to watch. I love Herbie Husker and Nebraska sports, but lil Red has got to go. I despise him.

Is there any better way to encompass the college experience in a mascot than a keg of beer? I say nay! That animated keg of beer captures the pure meaning of college..

Bucky the Badger does pushups every time we score during a football game. That means when we kick your ass 50 to 3, he does somewhere around 197 pushups (dependent on the scoring sequence of course) in one game. I wouldn't want to mess with a giant badger that can do 197 pushups...

And Michigan isn't the "Blue" you moron, you're the fucking Wolverines. Don't try to play off the fact that no one actually has the balls to put a Wolverine out on the field to represent you by calling out your school's colors.

I happen to like Bevo from university of texas. some Aggies from Texas A&M stole the texas longhorn and branded 13 - 0 into its side, the score of the year's rivalry game. in order to cover up the shame of having their mascot branded by their rivals, the students at t.u. turned the 13 into a 'B', the slash into an 'e', and placed a 'v' before the 0. GO AGGIES!

None better then Oregon State,A BEAVER. OSU Cheerleaders say "you can't lick our Beavers.

Football smack on Nebraska by a KU fan? Unbelievable. Good heavens, you goof, the last time KU beat Nebraska, Jim Morrison was still writing bad songs and dropping acid and Dustin Hoffman was trying to breed Katherine Ross on the big screen (never mind that Anne Bancroft wanted his seed too). Thanks goodness the next time it happens I'll be collecting social security (Note: I still shop at The Gap, drink Yaeger shots, and overuse terms like "dude" and "awesome."

How about the big head "pistol pete" at Oklahoma State, a good fight would be him and that marshmellow "lil red" ( sounds like a stripper-now appearing on the left stage "lil red" and her big bazookas"). They could beat the hell out of each other until one died and then shoot the other one.

I don't know but I think Delta State may win..also, Vasser, that was awesomely bad. Also, how did "green" come to have so much personality, Dartmouth, Tulane (green wave), UNT,(big green..somethinglike that)?

Ive noticed that Michigan fans whine alot...

keggy is what college is about! how can you hate him?? and btw, dartmouth's official thing is "big green" so...just fyi.

First, don't forget that Nebraska won another title* in the 90s even though Penn State went undefeated (thanks to the fact that PSU played the Pac Ten champ in the Rose Bowl, which was a weak Oregon squad). Look at how many Nittany Lions went on to the NFL from that team -- they'd have killed the Huskers.

Last, why did Georgetown change it's mascot from the bulldog to the Ewok? http://www.t.../sports2.cfm

At least the live bulldog rules -- he walks around campus and he humps everything!

Nz rules woop woopp

WKU's big red blob is stupid. What does it represent?

"WKU's big red blob is stupid. . ." It is worse, my friend. It is a caricature of a creature so vile that its eradication was of paramount importance in South Central Ky years ago, but it apparently has been making a comeback. A hemorrhoid would be cute by comparison. It was known as a Tumper, and more commonly referred to as a Gotumper. It is a threat to all manner of livestock. Cows stop giving milk, chickens stop laying, ewes abort their fetuses and the folks at Western Kentucky think it's cute.

I want Keggy the Keg to come to my house.

Billy Buffalo dressed as a mexican and wearing a sombero and doing the mexican hat dance in front of Michael Vick aka Ron Mexico was priceless!

Most of the indian,savages, redskins,etc are pretty stupid. How do you honor native americans by having a mascot that is supposed to represent them by having a big head, big nose, etc. And for the Oklahoma remark about being proud of stealing land isn't that what all the whitemen did to us.

Was at the Falcons @ Bills game. Billy Buffalo was amazing that game.. He really got the crowd on Vicks case and it showed in his game.

Regarding "the last time KU beat Nebraska, Jim Morrison was still writing bad songs and dropping acid"...well, Jim must be alive and kicking because KU beat Neb last year. In fact, I heard he's going to be the surprise guest at Bonnaroo this summer. Get your story straight, motherf*cker.

Nib High Football RULES!

To the waste of oxygen who said Bucky was "A diseased rat", you obviously gave up on your education early, so I'll help you out a bit. The correct spelling is W I S C O N S I N. Have a lovely day, and a block of cheese!

Gettysburg College has Billy Bullet, but no one sees him anymore since he was heckled after fans noted his resemblence to an orange dildo.

if it makes you happy, my one buddy was at the bills game when they first came out withe billy the buffalo(a dreaded day for all bills fans out there), he went around to all the different levels of the stadium and when he reached the nose blead section....they actualy threw his arse down the steps. he has never returned to those upper areas that oh so love him.

He was up there all the time when I was at a Jets @ Bills game this year, so dunno what you are talking about.

Nobody else thins the Texas logo looks like the female reproductive system? Y'know the one from middle school sex ed?

i think the pittsburg pirates bird and the perogies need to die!!

texas sucks.

there was a rumor that the pgh pirate of the mid-80s was actually a sex offender. not kidding either.

I remember during a Mighty Gucks game that wildwing the Ducks "Duck" mascot had his ass feathers catch fire from fireworks while the Zamboni was on the ice. Security had to use an extinguisher to get the flames out. He was last seen dragging his ass on the ice like a dog on a carpet trying to cool off.

The worst of the worst is "rowdy" of the Dallas Cowboys. The moron even has his own personalized van and website. Tis this idiot to a tree and have footballs on fire kicked at him til he promises to kill his ownself.

The best way to dispatch Big Red- an arrow through the heart from Burt Reynolds while Biggie is raping Ned Beatty

"Go Blue" is a perfectly valid Michigan cheer, as the team is referred to as "the Maize and Blue" just as often as it's referred to as the Wolverines, probably because there is no actual anthropomorphic mascot. Numerous Michigan chants contain the words "Go Blue". Calm down. The best mascots are the live ones, obviously. The ever-present distant possibility of seeing Uga or Bevo attack an opposing player beats out anything in a costume.

Keggy rocks! However, the very best mascot of all time is this guy: . I've talked to his agent - he's available.

I'm so thankful that the mascot I perform in was not mentioned. I admit it a giant blue ball of fur for a minor league team, but he is important to me. Go Team!!

I'm surprised nobody mentioned the hokie. Why would anyone want a castrated turkey representing them???

Goldie the Gopher must die.

Roanoke College has "the Maroons", which would be lame under most circumstances, but especially since the school's colors are blue and gold.

The Roanoke Maroons are so called because Roanoke's original settlers were left on the island for several years. To be left on an island is to be "marooned."

Michigan's own players admitted that they were more than happy to at least share a title with Nebraska in 1997, as they would never have won that game. Nice AP trophy by the way.

Penn State in 1994 didn't deserve a share of the title, and therefore weren't awarded any part of it.

Suck it, and then move on.

Keggy the Keg rules! Anything that promotes student drinking and embarrasses the administration in the worst possible way, should be praised far and wide as genius.

The Keg is great!!!!!

On this there is no debate, the worst mascot ever was Yankees mascot Don Zimmer.

what could u have against the tree?

if you think lil red is bad, before they were the cornhuskers, the university of nebraska's athletic teams were called the bugeaters. W T F

i like the rutgers university mascot, the scarlet knight.

The Colorado Rockies Dinger is the most pathetic excuse for a mascot in the history of sports. Looks like Barney with herpes.

I wuv dinger, he's so cwute

I dream of Keggy at night!

Actually, Virginia Tech's mascot now is not a turkey, but something the school calls a "Hokie bird" (don't ask me why). I was at Blacksburg in January for the Maryland-Virginia Tech women's basketball game, and the Hokie bird noticed my Maryland jacket and walked to my seat. I said, "I liked you better when you were the gobbler (Tech's old nickname)," and it gave me a jovial hug. Still think the nickname is stupid, though. The ACC should have forced Tech to change its nickname back to Gobblers as a condition of membership. Screech is no Phanatic, and worse, two other Washington sports teams already have eagle mascots (the Capitals and United). Personally, I would have made a panda the mascot and named it Nat (can't do it now, though, since the Mystics have changed their mascot to a panda named Pax). The next best thing: release Screech and promote the Potomac Nationals' mascot, Uncle Slam (a big blue thing in a red and white striped outfit) to the big club. (Hey, this franchise sold Youppi! to the Canadiens when it left Montreal.)

Wow there are a lot of Anonymous Fanatics in here.

Old SU Indian Warrior logo: Amazing. Otto the Orange: Fucking Gay

keggy the heg has inspired me to go to darmouth college! screw UCF,UM, AND EVERYTHING ELSE IM GOING TO BE WITH KEGGY!!!!!!!

IM A STUDENT AT AMERICAN HERITAGE, (a privet school in florida). i had to do a project for a class that im in and it realted to beer.... then there he was KEGGY THE KEG! im a sophmore rite now and had my eyes set on going to UFC.....not anymore, i have now made the choice to say FORGET ALL YOU STUCKUP LIGHTWIEGHTS WHO NEVER GOT INVITED TO ANY PARTIES AND HATE KEGGY CAUSE YOU THINK HES IMMATURE....he miht be.. BUT ITS COLLEGE AND KEGGY HAS INSPIRED ME TO DO GREAT THINGS AND GO DO A KEG STAND, thus UCF is outta the picture, Dartmouth College here i come!!!!

-to #86: read #88, you moron

-t0 #85: make fun of miners if you like, but are you aware of the percentage of electriity that comes from that "low-class" coal? Like #88 said, Real Classy making fun of dead miers. This thread is old, but not irrelevant.

-BTW, GO KEGGY!!!!!

Scottsdale Community College's mascot is the Artichokes (or 'Chokes for short)

#143, as a fellow South Floridian and current student at Dartmouth, I beg you, please stick with UCF.

Big Red does not need to die He is great and great with the kids and fans. I am a western Kentucky fan and like him very much.

I have a myspace group called gapper is gay Because he is

Long live Mr. Redlegs

Death to Gapper!