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ESPN Testosterone Levels Remain Dangerously High

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by user I am a cpcp

Because of the fact that I don't have cable, and I didn't really care, I only saw a few minutes of the Home Run Derby last night on ESPN 360. I enjoyed the fact that in the five or so minutes I watched, Chris Berman didn't say "back back back" once and they gave a nice tribute to Peter Gammons.

One thing I found humorous though, both in the commentary and in all of the related press on ESPN.com, the big story was who could hit it into the stupid river.

It's not enough that baseball, a sport battling steroid abuse by players who want to hit the ball further has a main event featuring this very act, but ESPN had to up the manliness level and talk about who could get the balls "wet." (No pun int.... ok, it is intended. I apolgize.)

It's not the first time this has happened. In Boston, it was who could hit it over the Green Monster and into the street - or in "Andro" Mark McGwire's case, to Minnesota.

This pure testosterone-driven "I can hit it farther, I can drive it faster, I can spell my name in the snow in cursive AND print" is already at the heart of sports. I understand that and I love it. I also realize that it adds to the drama. It makes it more dramatic if a player can get it not only over the wall, but out of the park.

But is putting such a big focus on it really necessary? And furthermore, is it really beneficial to baseball in this trying times of getting rid of the steroid stigma?

I'm not sure if they still do it, but the NBA had an All-Star event that was a skills competition where it promoted players who did well at the fundamentals of the game. Maybe baseball should figure out something along these lines to go along with the juice-ball event. I really doubt it will happen, but I think something needs to change.

Next year's All-Star game is in San Fransico and thousands of people will probably once again be manning their canoes hoping that their favorite beefcake player will be able to get some balls wet.


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Tue 07/11/06, 8:22 am EST


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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1237 days ago
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they make the stadiums smaller so it's easier to hit it out... since you apparently never hit a home run or slammed a dunk who cares that you can't write your name in the snow? Way to try to ruin the fun for everyone who enjoys sports...
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FriskysmanVarsity Captain
1237 days ago
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I've slammed a dunk once or twice in my life.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1237 days ago
Score -1+-
Congratulations! We'll send some NHL flowers to you Air Frisky - but your name in the snow is still illegible
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PeanMajor Leaguer
1237 days ago
Score 4+-
maybe they should have a pepper competition..oh wait, no pepper games allowed
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
1237 days ago
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hey, Mr. Fear of a Testosterone Planet...are you a chick? I thought chicks dig the long ball?
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
1237 days ago
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hey, Mr. Anonymous insulter. Read the fifth paragraph. I don't not-like the testosterone thing, I just think it's being taken too far in the Derby. I don't find the Derby interesting interesting, I find it over-the-top.
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DNLLegend
1237 days ago
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They should just play a game where splash hits are worth more, like Rock-and-Jock games.
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AndersedJV Squad
1237 days ago
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It isn't the greatest way to announce an event in the Steroid Era, is it?
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