ESPN Headlines in the Year 2020
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by SSreporters
We hate ESPN now, but what will happen to them in the year 2020?
1. Dick Vitale legally changes name to Duke Vitale.
2. Chris Berman runs out of nicknames.
3. Monday Night Football fires Tony Kornheiser, inserts random celebrity as analyst.
4. Dave O'Brien finally figures out that telling stories in a non-stop sport (soccer) isn't a good idea.
5. ESPN uses 28 sideline reporters for Rose Bowl.
6. Baseball Tonight staff embarrassed due to not knowing the other 28 teams besides the Red Sox and Yankees.
7. John Clayton: "I was a porn star."
8. Stuart Scott gets other eye knocked out due to annoying trademark calls.
9. Mike Patrick discovers what happened to Britney Spears.
10. Gus Johnson and Bob Wischusen compete in annual yelling contest.
11. ESPN to air 24 hour poker network.
12. ESPN comes up with "Who will be nowier than now?" To determine who will be a star athlete in 2025.
