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ESPN's Worst...................NFL Analyst

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by SSreporters

We're back with another edition of ESPN's Worst. Today, we look at the worst NFL analyst. It doesn't matter which show it's from, as long as it's an analyst.

My Entry: Sean Salisbury. He's Anti-Seattle Seahawks, and he is a poor man's version of Joe Theismann. I'm reluctant to do this, with the news that his father died on July 11th.


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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
862 days ago
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Theismann is a poor mans Theismann, also throw in Berman.
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SSreportersLegend
862 days ago
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Berman for football is fine (although some jokes are getting old). But for the rest, he just isn't the same. In baseball, when he does that back back back back thing, he sounds like a diseased chicken.
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
862 days ago
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Why are people still saying that Berman is still a good broadcaster? Those horrible plays on names are terrible, and most of his good jokes at 10 years old.
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Brendan.CanneyDiv-I Stud
862 days ago
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John Clayton has a face and body made for radio. It's not so much that he's abad analyst, I just never want to see his busted alien face anymore. He's frightening.
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SSreportersLegend
862 days ago
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The problem with Clayton is that he is quite geeky. Which is why he's on 950 KJR in Seattle many times.
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
862 days ago
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Clayton looks like an alien but he does have great info.
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Brendan.CanneyDiv-I Stud
862 days ago
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It's true, I can't deny that.
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Cobras36Red-Shirting
861 days ago
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You want to marry the dude or get football information?
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MegECass110AAA-er
862 days ago
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Salisbury's bad, throw in Merrill Hoge also.
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JuTMSY4Legend
862 days ago
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It really is a toss up...I could go either way...but I'll say Salisbury because i end up seeing him more...at least hoge was tossed down into that 8am NFL show on ESPN...and Jaws basically balances him out
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Cobras36Red-Shirting
861 days ago
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Hoge has an excuse, about 15,000 concussions.....
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The BeastAAA-er
862 days ago
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The worst is by far Joe Theisman. He is horrible!
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SSreportersLegend
862 days ago
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I know, I would pick Theismann, but I did that for a different episode. So I give Salisbury the worst for this one.
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JuTMSY4Legend
862 days ago
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Joe Theisman is no longer on ESPN NFL stuff...and, i think, he isn't an analyst at all...
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SSreportersLegend
862 days ago
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Hallelujah!!!I thought he took that college football job.
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JuTMSY4Legend
862 days ago
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I don't know...but i think he said the offer was a joke and rejected it... Theisman's best work was...american gladiators...
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
862 days ago
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Yeah Theisman is back to running resteraunts in NOVA, he wont be calling games anytime soon.
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Brendan.CanneyDiv-I Stud
862 days ago
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Does anyone like Trey Wingo?
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SSreportersLegend
862 days ago
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Not really. He tries to be cool, but it just doesn't work.
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JuTMSY4Legend
862 days ago
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Wait...lemme get this straight...your name is...Trey Win Go?
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SSreportersLegend
862 days ago
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It reminds me of the time my dad's friend saw the Flamingo casino in vegas and said Flaming Zero!!
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BigPPupMajor Leaguer
862 days ago
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Wingo is one of those guys that ijust have no opinion on. I could take him or leave him
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Ea34Div-I Stud
862 days ago
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Sean Salsibury. I'd like to say more, but the mere sight of his name upsets me. He is, in my humble opinion, the worst television personality ever.
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JuTMSY4Legend
862 days ago
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You're aware that fox still does baseball games?
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Yakob878MVP
862 days ago
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while chris berman is the best the worst is merill hodge or joe theisman
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RawbeezeitzMajor Leaguer
862 days ago
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Chris "here comes a stupid, outdated and out of place pop culture reference" Berman. He adds NOTHING. I've never thought "Berman makes a good point here." All he does is yell over highlight videos with bad jokes. Sean Salsbury annoys me. He has a know-it-all atitude which compounds how bad he is because he hardly knows anything.
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JuTMSY4Legend
862 days ago
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Berman isn't paid to have an opinion...which is actually a good thing...he's not an analyst...he's an anchor...and there's a difference...
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Yakob878MVP
862 days ago
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Berman makes shows entertaning
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KelsdadAll-Star
861 days ago
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Mel Kiper Jr. Guy never shuts up. Talks so fast and circular by the time he finishes his sentences you forget what the hell he was asked. I love the work he does with the college draft and all, but only he gives a crap about the second string center at Appalachian State.
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MegECass110AAA-er
861 days ago
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Blasphemy! Kiper is the man! The way he talks is part of why he's so entertaining. I can tolerate the end of the college football season, because that means its the beginning of draft season. Love it. Kiper may be off on occasion, but he is fantastic most of the time.
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JuTMSY4Legend
861 days ago
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Kiper s right about 50% of the time...but then again so is everyone...I think he's a bit of an ass but, jesus christ its his job to watch college film, games and players and see if they translate to the NFL, where they would go and how they would fit...not to mention understand the cap and teams personnel preferences, decision making etc...oh and having contacts with said teams...
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JuTMSY4Legend
861 days ago
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But the hair....that i'll give you...
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SSreportersLegend
861 days ago
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Kiper's problem is that he has a list for everything. He could have a list for top 10 players who are most likely to get murdered.
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JuTMSY4Legend
861 days ago
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Does it start with Pacman Jones?
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ChachiOSUDraft Pick
861 days ago
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I still think the worst anaylst is whatever newly retired NFL player they throw in there because someone wanted a week off. Those are usually the most painful NFL Lives. Also, as far as regular analyst go, Michael Irvin drives me up the freakin' wall.
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Simms1156Div-I Stud
861 days ago
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Actually in my opinion they are all bad. THe only one I can tolerate is Clayton, Golic is funny but his jokes work alot better with Greenberg there. Berman seems like he always wanted to be an mtv vj with how much he talks about music. Kiper doesnt bother me in terms of how he talks or how he presents himself but I just dont think his information is as good as people say it is. The worst ever has to be Jaworski, I cant even formulate a sentence to describe how bad he is. BTW if you live in the Philadelphia area and watch an Eagles preseason game you are forced to listen to him commentate it, the only positive to that was seing how mad he got when he realized Jeff Garcia had his number.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
71 days ago
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Just annoying....

Kornheiser, Berman, and Vitale

Don't now what they are talking about... Millen, Salsbury and Dilfer

I think its hilarious to hear Dilfer or Salsbury criticize QB play in the NFL.
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