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Don't touch...this team is EXTREMELY fragile

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by user MegECass110

So the Red Sox are known for always being active at the trade deadline. This year, things may or may not be different from the past. Personally, I love this team to death. I really do. I don't want Theo to do anything stupid, like make a trade for the sake of making a trade. I know there are some holes, and if we can fix them, that'd be great. But honestly, I don't see too many things that need fixing, or could be fixed with a trade.

My biggest beef is at shortstop. Everyone's been saying all year, "Lugo will heat up, Lugo will heat up...right?" It hasn't happened, and all indications are that it won't. I don't know what it is, but the shortstop position has been a thorn in the organization's side ever since Nomar left.

Orlando Cabrera should be playing shortstop for this team right now. If we could trade for anyone, I'd trade for him. He was such a great spark the second half of 2004 and he looked he was having more fun than anyone else on the team. But he left Boston for LA (this never should have happened).

Boston proceeded to use three different shortstops over the next three years, choosing not to resign any of them. Jed Lowrie, their first round draft choice from 2005, is in AA but isn't expected to be ready until 2009. I hope Lugo can wake up or they start Alex Cora more often.

But, like I said, I really like the way this team is built for the stretch run. Injuries aside, things are looking good for a run in the postseason. The top ten reasons why I like their chances:

10. Solid off the bench: Cora, Ellsbury, Hinske, and Pena have all accepted their roles and have not hurt the team when they have played (they may not help, but they don't hurt, that's the key).

9. The defense: Once 12th in the league, they're now up to 5th. It's been over 100 games since Coco Crisp made an error. Yum-o.

8. Star power: Six All-Stars. This town LOVES these guys.

7. The whole lineup: With the exception of Lugo, everyone is hitting over .260, and the team average is .273. That's decent.

6. The back of the bullpen: I firmly believe I played a significant role in Hideki Okajima going to the All-Star game, and Jonathan Papelbon is one BAMF (if you don't know what this means, you can probably figure it out).

5. Give me one team who wants to see this in the postseason: Schilling, Beckett, Matsuzaka. Good golly.

4. Youth: Youk's 28, Beckett's 27, Dice-K and Papelbon are 26, and Pedroia's 24. These guys will be revved up and ready to go in October.

3. The least number of Manny-being-Manny moments in a very long time, i.e. it seems like he's going 100% more than ever (which is weird, because his numbers are down).

2. Luck. Hardy anyone on this team has been hurt, and if they have, they've fought their war through any tough stretch.

1. Joshua. Patrick. Beckett. The Red Sox Love of My Life for 2007 (This status was briefly threatened by Jacoby Ellsbury, but I couldn't make a fourth outfielder the Love of My Life. Yet.).

Bottom line? I don't want to risk the future, I don't want to risk the now, I like things the way they are. The only guy I kind of want besides OC is Mark Buehrle, and that's only if Schilling is out until the end of July. So don't trade Jon Lester, don't trade Clay Bucholz, and FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, don't trade Jacoby Ellsbury. But feel free to trade Lugo.


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ChristofMVP
859 days ago
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So you got an eggshell team on your hands. Sucks to be you.
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Patrickburke1980All-American
859 days ago
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Welcome aboard MegE. Talking about baseball players as the 'love(s) of your life" certainly brings a new element to this community.
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JoshkrossDraft Pick
859 days ago
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Brown And Meaty Falafel?
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
859 days ago
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HA!
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
859 days ago
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I'm telling you right now, the personalities on this site are priceless.
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RomiezzoLegend
859 days ago
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I have the privilage of eating them anywhere I want. :) IYF
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MegECass110AAA-er
859 days ago
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1. Falafel is not meat, it's fried and seasoned chickpeas 2. I'll give you a hint, the first two words are Bad Ass.
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JoshkrossDraft Pick
859 days ago
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1) You've never had a Falafel kabob from the Roi du Falafel in Paris, have you? (I was aware about the contents of a falafel) 2) and the second two words are MOther Fu...SHUT YOU MOUTH. I'm just talkin bout Shaft. DAMN RIGHT! Kin you dig it?
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EkomVarsity
859 days ago
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Bad Ass Mother "Negative"_Comment_Feedback Minuser? I thought it was "Big" not "Bad", at least that's what they always called me: maybe I'm not bad enough! "Can you diiiiiig it?"
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EkomVarsity
859 days ago
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son of link! Sarcasm is the new black, but "Minus" is the new "fuck"
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
859 days ago
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I can't believe I didn't know what falafel was until now (it's not a popular dish in Wisconsin, I'll tell you that). Now I just need to find out what the f--k a chickpea is.
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EkomVarsity
859 days ago
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it's better than khau kalash, which you need to have PLENTY of crabjuice on hand to wash away the taste.
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JoshkrossDraft Pick
859 days ago
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Mountain Dew??? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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JoshkrossDraft Pick
859 days ago
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You don't like that one. Hmm. How about

Boston Associated Monkey Friend? Broken Arrow Movie Fan?

Banana And Melon Fricasee?
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EkomVarsity
859 days ago
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Come on! You're just getting ridiculous with these nonsense comments. No one was a fan of Broken Arrow...
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MegECass110AAA-er
859 days ago
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Wow, I didn't think four non-expletive-forming letters could stir up so much controversy. And yeah, I can diiiiiiiiiiig it.
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EkomVarsity
859 days ago
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You have unknowingly crossed paths with a motherlode of acronym enthusiasts...
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Patrickburke1980All-American
859 days ago
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Boysenberry Amplified Monkey Farts?
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JoshkrossDraft Pick
859 days ago
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BoSox Amplify My Farts
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
859 days ago
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A completely honest article turns into an scronym style Caption Contest. A new first here on ArmchairGM!
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CoreyisarealboyMajor Leaguer
859 days ago
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Replace "s" with "a" and I'll sound less dumb, though.
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EkomVarsity
859 days ago
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No I like "Scronym!" It's like a Sports-Acronym... Spacronym?

We can take sports acronyms and give them alternate meanings!

OBP instead of On Base % = 'Ornery Butt Pickers', RBI - 'Red Blooded Inglishspeaker', FTA - instead of 'Free Throw Attempts', it could be 'Fire The Acktard!', etc....
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Patrickburke1980All-American
859 days ago
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Blatantly Antagonistic Mail Fraud
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EkomVarsity
859 days ago
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Bury Another Manny Fued

Bravo's Androgeny Makeover Festival

Burkey's Awesomely Mildewed Feet
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Patrickburke1980All-American
859 days ago
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Tis true...
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HbvgamerWaterboy
859 days ago
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I disagree with you on the SS situation. I think we should keep Lugo. He has already proven his great defence and speed. He is on pace to have 40 steals this year. He just needs a little time to turn around like Beckett did. Last year he was OK, this year...well that goes without saying.

Last year Julio batted .308 and piut up 12 homeruns in 73 games with the Devil Rays. History shows he can clearly hit, ad with some power.

Remember Edger? Well Reteria was a .300 hitter when he came to the Sox. He wasn't the best fielder but when he came to Boston, he had a personal worst for errors and batting average(around .243). This year he has been batting in the .300's and doing great on the offensive side.

Manny also hasn't been hisself lately which is why you havn't been seeing any "Manny Moments" lately. He isn't putting up the numbers either. He will turn around like he always does and be Manny which includes his fueds but also his clutch performances. Perhaps we could get Soriano for Manny and Soriano could play left, he could fill in offensivly and with his speed, be everywhere out there in left.

Although, I have to agree with you on every other part, don't make any big moves, keep our young stars (Pedrioa, Lester,Ellsbury, and the rest of the crew) for they are the furture of the Red Sox organization. Theo did a magnificent job during the offseason aquiring the players he did and assembling a great team, t may not be the same as '04, but it's just as good, if not, better.
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EroosterMajor Leaguer
859 days ago
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Yum-O? I have only heard that here in Cali.
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RomiezzoLegend
859 days ago
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2005: We should've kept Orlando Cabrera

2006: We should've kept Hanley Ramirez (was our prospect) 2007: We should've kept Edgar Renteria

2008: We should've kept Julio Lugo...
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MegECass110AAA-er
859 days ago
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It's all a pipedream, since Lugo has exactly ZERO trade value right now. But seriously, when he was in that 0-for-32 slump, he got sooooo angry with himself, like he was only hurting himself more by acting all pissed off. 50% of the game is half mental, you know? You never saw Manny do anything like that when he started slow. Still, I will be perfectly happy if they don't do a damn thing.
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MegECass110AAA-er
859 days ago
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Also, Edgar Renteria was a FANTASTIC, gold glove caliber shortstop before he came to Boston, much better than "not the best fielder". And he finished 2005 hitting .276 with 70 RBI, not .243
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InsanMajor Leaguer
859 days ago
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Bosox Are post-Midseason Failures (it's true, look it up)
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MegECass110AAA-er
859 days ago
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner! It's not ridiculous, and, you're right especially when talking about last year.

2006: 50-31 through 81 games, finished 86-76 They were awesome down the stretch in 2004, but other than that, they're not a real second half team.

2007: 50-31 through 81 games, finished ?
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