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Dolphins Eliminated From Post Season Before Thanksgiving

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by Dan Lewis

That's what happens when you go 0-10.

Here's the breakdown, for those who care:

  • The best the Dolphins can do is go 6-10. The Patriots are already 10-0, so, the Fins can't win the AFC East.
  • The Jacksonville Jaguars have seven wins; that precludes the Dolphins from getting the #5 seed.
  • The #6 seed? Well, both the Cleveland Browns and Tennessee Titans (who play tonight) have six wins. For the Dolphins to get the #6, both of those teams would have to lose every single one of their remaining games. But both teams play the 5-5 Houston Texans, and those assumed losses would put the Texans at 7 wins.


Image:Dolphins Demotivator.jpg


Better luck next year!


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KelsdadAll-Star
742 days ago
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Dolphins were eliminated from the postseason before the preseason.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
742 days ago
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Blame the Curse of Ray Finkel!
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DNLLegend
742 days ago
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Einhorn is Finkel!


Finkel is Einhorn!
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
742 days ago
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
742 days ago
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"You're gun is sticking into my hip. Yeeeekkkk!"
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
742 days ago
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Don't celebrate yet... They still have a realistic at losing the #1 pick.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
742 days ago
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I guess I was wrong - no "shot"
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JuTMSY4Legend
742 days ago
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and who could get it? The pats?! ; - )
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FrankDDiv-I Stud
742 days ago
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I've always wondered what morale is like for a team at this point. I've had a lot of experience being a Jets fan. The media can only ask the "What does it feel like to be in last" question so many times, and the team can only respond "it sucks" just as many. Where do you go from here?
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
742 days ago
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I think your Jets showed what you can do with everyone talking about how bad you are against the Steelers on Sunday, and I thoroughly enjoyed watching them do it. Now I just how Miami can muster up the same moxie when they play the Pats.
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NejoshiDiv-I Stud
742 days ago
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We can only hope cpcp... I think the Dolphins would gladly take a 1-15 season if it came at the hands of the Patriots
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Napoleon15Red-Shirting
742 days ago
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The Dream of an 0-16 season from an NFL team is still alive! Don't change anything now, 'Fins, we don't want you to choke and win.
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Boatchef2JV Squad
742 days ago
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And take who with the 1st pick? They will trade it away for some jackhole and a 5th round draft pick.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
742 days ago
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The Dolphins should go for broke and get Marcus Vick back on the team along with Ricky Williams. What an offensive juggernaut that would be (along with an unimaginable toke-fest in the stadium parking lot)
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Boatchef2JV Squad
742 days ago
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how about Bozworth and Romanowski and just start a drug cartel? Use the Ray Lewis(attempted murder) and Pac man Jones as the Defenive Co Cap.
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JuTMSY4Legend
742 days ago
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you're forgetting Rae Curruth (Convicted Murderer!!!)
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Boatchef2JV Squad
742 days ago
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Damn!!! And we will have OJ as the Head Coach(armed robbery and double murder)
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
742 days ago
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SpartyVarsity
742 days ago
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Nice work on the image lol.
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Cougar2000All-American
740 days ago
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As much as it kills me to say this but the Dolphins SUCK! Add to it the fact that Rickey Williams is back and you have, as Foghorn Leghorn would say, "more confusion than a mouse in a burlesque show." I doubt if they will go 0-16 but I can say that they will be on the clock.
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662 days ago
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415 days ago
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337 days ago
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337 days ago
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MIAMI DOLPHINS win the division!!!!
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