Dmitri Young is...THE FUGITIVE

Decision making is what the Young family needs to stress. Dmitri Young decided it would be in his best interest to not show up for his court date yesterday after being accused of choking a 21-year-old woman. So Oakland County, Michigan, now has an arrest warrant out for Young. You would think that Dmitri would want a day away from the ballpark, since he is hitting .169 in 59 at-bats.

Well, our good friends over at The Dugout decided to make some light of this. We laughed, but in a way, it's not all that funny. (pretend it is an Instant Message conversation)

LadyCop: We have received a warrant for the arrest of one Dmitri Young.

LadyCop: By missing his hearing today he is in direct violation of court order. We do not believe the suspect to be in the Detroit area.

LadyCop: He is believed to be armed and dangerous. Proceed with caution.

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: suhprise bitch

Online Host SteakGrowsOnDmitri is choking the hell out of a police officer

LadyCop: /falls in lifeless heap

SteakGrowsOnDmitri: im on a row