Dmitri Young has 'Charmed' Alyssa Milano
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OK, living in Northern VA and watching a ton of Nationals games, I've come to appreciate what Dmitri Young has brought to this team. He's fun to watch. He's having a blast. He's their best hitter this year. I mean, ya gotta laugh when he "hits" a triple ( I think the outfielder was knocked unconscious) and is standing on 3rd base looking like he just finished a 10k. But Alyssa, Alyssa, Alyssa! Saying Dmitri is "built for comfort" not for speed is tantamount to asking for my cell phone number. Do you realize how you've deeply touched all of us sports schleps who didn't watch you and your witch sisters for the scintillating plotline, but instead to see how teeny they could make your outfits this week? I mean, Dmitri is LISTED at 6-2, 220. That's precious. Truly. If he's not at least two fiddy, then I'll never watch another Charmed re-run again. Mmmm. Nevermind. Can't promise that.
