Danny Ferry is Coming to a Milk Carton Near You
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by user Ross K.
This is an address from the emergency broadcast system. Please take a few minutes to look around your home or office to see if you can locate a missing person. His name is Danny Ferry. He's very tall, very white and very bald.
Ferry has apparently been missing for a few weeks as the Cleveland Cavaliers have failed to do anything of consequence since July 13.
Here's a complete listing of everything the Cavs have done this summer:
June 3, 2006 Signed guard-forward Stephen Graham to a 10-day contract.
July 8, 2006 Signed guard Shannon Brown, their first-round draft pick, and guard Daniel Gibson.
July 13, 2006 Reached agreement with forward LeBron James on a three-year contract extension with a player option for the 2010-11 season.
Wow!
Despite getting their rookies onboard and re-signing the best young star in the NBA without a championship ring, the Cavs have done absolutely nothing. It's hard to build a championship team around James when there're no building going on. The construction team has apparently clocked out early to go for drinks and left the construction site looking as deserted as a strip club on Christmas Eve. (Sorry, that's really the only analogy I could think of at the moment.)
Talks with Restricted Free Agent Drew Gooden are at a standstill because Gooden thinks he deserves a max contract and the Cavs (rightfully) think he doesn't. There was a rumor that David Wesley was ready to sign a deal like three weeks ago and that hasn't happened. They're supposedly shopping Damon Jones on the trading block but no other news has come of that.
What's going in the offices at Quicken Loans Arena? (Still hate that name by the way.)
I realize the NBA season is still a few months away, but you expect a team that is on the rise like the Cavs would be a little more aggressive and active in the off-season. Cleveland fans aren't going to be happy with one trip to the playoffs, the Cavs need to keep moving forward.
Although at this point, I'd be happy to see the move at all.
Date
Sat 08/05/06, 3:29 pm EST
