Danny Almonte Likes Older Women
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by user Thefoulpole
We always thought Danny Almonte was really a man, but this settles it. Almonte is the former Little League pitcher infamous for getting his team booted from the Little League World Series because he was too old. News broke today that Almonte, now 19, was married last fall ... to a woman 11 years his elder! Almonte, expected to be taken in baseball's amateur draft, married 30-year-old Rosy Perdomo. Listen to what the new wife has to say, keeping in mind that this guy is 19, "He used to always tell me things and I was like, 'You're a minor ... we'd get in trouble.' I really waited for the right person to come along, so I wasn't going to just fool around, especially not with someone younger than me."
We really hope Amonte is just lying about his age again and he's actually around 25. That would be a much easier answer than thinking about a minor whispering sweet nothings to a someone in her upper-20s. Perdomo goes on to say how much the pair, who moved in together last June, has in common. Yeah, like when she starts signing up for senior citizen benefits, he could still be pitching. That boy has grown up mighty fast.
Date
Fri 05/19/06, 11:10 am EST
