Curt Schilling Is Blogging Too Much
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by user Thehubsports
Curt Schilling went to have an MRI yesterday and the results are in: too much blogging. After not striking out a batter in 4.2 innings Monday night and topping out in the mid-80s with his fastball, Chipper Jones was quoted as saying, "That's not the Curt Schilling we know. I think he's been up blogging too much."
Schilling's doctor confirmed this theory, saying Curt's shoulder and elbow showed "advanced carpal tunnel," which had spread from the wrist all the way into his elbow and shoulder and could soon affect his speech, prompting cheers from fans and opponents alike.
Schilling is reportedly dejected and has not posted on his blog since before the game. Reports indicate that Josh Beckett has scrapped his planned self-help blog, "How To Fend Off Blisters." Moises Alou and Jorge Posada will now be co-writing this blog for MLB.com.
