Cuban Suggests “Confidential Information” in Law Suit Against Nellie
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by user LastRow
Will Don Nelson return to the sidelines in Golden State next season or won’t he? Without a doubt that’s the biggest free agent question now that the NBA has entered their prime season for ballers to relocate to different area codes. There’s no doubt all of the 510 area code wants Nellie back next year! And hell why wouldn’t they? For the first time since departing many moons ago NBA basketball in the Bay Area finally matters again! After all those years of the Golden State Warriors going MIA on everybody, they were finally found this past season. Now will it be a cameo one before the Warriors disappear again into the Milky Way Galaxy? The question still remains a mystery.
Regardless of whether Donnie Boy, (not to be confused with Donnie "The Son") returns to the basketball court next season to prowl the sidelines one thing’s certain…He’s likely to appear in a court. No, not because he has information on who killed Tony Soprano, (if he really did get the ax) although he does have some top secret information. See, Mavericks owner Mark Cuban claims in an ongoing dispute with his former coach that Don Nelson used "confidential information" to help the Golden State Warriors pull off a stunning first-round playoff victory. "Confidential Information", huh…That’s pretty strong stuff Cubes! Wonder what he means by that?
Perhaps he knows first hand just how much of a puss Dirk Nowitzki really is. How deep his love for David Hasselhoff burns. That he might have some inside information on what seems to trigger Dirk’s gagging episodes that he seems to always have in the playoffs, how he made like Reggie Roby last year following the Game 5 loss to Miami and had an undesirable passion for kicking the shit out of a poor stationary bike on his way to the locker room. Loves killing innocent bugs at his press conference? Or the fact that he has the inability to play any kind of defense what so ever. That D-Now is the NBA version of A-Rod? I wonder which one it was? Oh wait, I got it…Did Nellie make like big, bad Ashton Kutcher and PUNK’d Dirk? Either way, I just hope Cubes doesn’t slap my ass with a lawsuit too for knowing all this "confidentiality" regarding the MVP! Although it’s ironic…I thought this was all common knowledge. Go figure!
"Don may know that [Dirk] Nowitzki likes to turn toward his left shoulder not his right shoulder, but we don't think that's a trade secret or confidential information," Nelson's attorney, John O'Connor, said. "Cuban apparently does." Hell, even an attorney who has his face stuck inside a book all day even knows this….That the tape doesn’t lie! Hey Mark, ever heard of scouting reports which coaching formulate after watching marathons of game films? See, that what coaches do…That’s Nellie’s job! In fact that’s Avery Johnson’s job too…That’s why you pay Avery! To out strategize others! Now we all know that you are a brilliant dude…Who’s probably currently sporting some dudes on your body, but let it go man! Just face it… The Warriors became the first No. 8 seed to win a best-of-seven playoff series to knock out the top-seeded team. It might be a hard pill to swallow, but please do…And after you’re done swallowing yours, go assist Dirk…I think he’s gagging on his!
We know you and Nellie have a special kind of friendship that rivals the one you have with David Stern, in suing and then counter suing, and then counter suing the counter suit and all that hog wash…We always know that you’re one of the sharpest tacks on the tack board. If you want to sue him over being unethical in the business sense, then by all means go for it! But claiming "confidential information" was taken to help beat your team, well that’s like that little kid who PUNK’D Dirk saying…"He took my ball and I want it back!" Stop whining…Last year you had a reason to in the NBA Finals when Stern dicked you over! Nellie just beat you fair and square and you can’t handle it!
For more "confidential information" on Dirk…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7cG9NrfhM0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysAH1c8nMrA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBPlr7ERzwM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GrQzRBcrCts
++ NORM!!! I think it's over the bar tabs Nellie's stiffed him on... hmmm?
I would like to see their hairstyles fight it out cage-match style.