Counting Down to 2007 Pigskin Season…Co-Eds Come Highly Recommended!
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by user LastRow
Woohoo…July is here! Now I know it’s hot, but suck it up peeps! Take one for the team, (or teams, depending if you’re a bandwagon hopper or a die-hard fan) for this is the official month for pitching tents all across the country! Yes sir, nothing like pitching great tents around the nations various camping facilities…Meaning only one thing! Football is upon us! Oh, thank God! Hallelujah ! Ever since the pigskin publications hit newsstands a few weeks back, I’ve been an emotional wreck riding the "Pigskin Withdrawal Emotional Roller Coaster"! I’ve had the shakes that would make John Daly jealous after going a fairly long time without making out with Jack Daniels.
Sniffing the pages of every pigskin publication I can get my hands on just to satisfy my pigskin needs…It’s been hell I’ll tell you, but I finally can see the light at the end of the tunnel! I just hope it’s not a train! Since I’ve sniffed every 2007 pigskin magazine on shelves to help battle my addiction, I’ve compiled a "What games look like the best this fall?" list of the College Variety! Love them Co-Eds!!! Now, many will agree with many, some will agree with some. Whatever the case may be, I’m just warning you if your friend or brother has their wedding scheduled on one of these days, remind them that nearly 50% of marriages end in divorce and that you'll be at the next one…Although do send a card! You don’t want to look like a complete ass! Sending a present is optional though…Use your own discretion!
Without further ado…
THE MONTH OF SEPTEMBER ' September 1 Tennessee at Cal – We thought last year was going to be good, it was if you like wood shed beatings. What will round two bring?
Georgia Tech at Notre Dame – Life without Brady begins! What’s up Charlie Weis’s sleeve, besides a bunch of flabby arms?
September 3 Florida State at Clemson – Would one of the two Bowden’s, (besides Jeff) get fired, so this damn thing can R.I.P., please!
September 8 Virginia Tech at LSU – Perhaps Michael Vick would like to take on Mike "The Tiger" in a first one to draws blood wins fight?South Carolina at Georgia – A Roy Jones Jr./Michael Vick Production
Oregon at Michigan – How will Oregon’s unis look east of the Mississippi all 5,000 different combinations of them?
Miami at Oklahoma – Miami discovers there’s life west of the Mississippi
September 15 Notre Dame at Michigan – Will Charlie’s Chocolate Factory get another beatdown?
Tennessee at Florida – It’s the annual "Hillbilly/Redneck Convention"…This time in G-Ville
USC at Nebraska – An early season test for the raincoats?
Louisville at Kentucky – Better matchup on the hardwood and it doesn’t compare to the Derby, but living in this state this is as good as it gets in the fall!
September 22 Texas A&M at Miami – An intriguing intersection date in South Beach
Penn State at Michigan – Remember two years ago in the Big House…Super Mario’s coming out party.
Georgia at Alabama – Always up for Whooping it up with a bunch of Hillbillies
September 29 Auburn at Florida – National Champs, huh? Can Tuberville make it two for two against the Urban Legend
Alabama vs. Florida State (at Jacksonville) – Satan makes a return to the state of Florida…Luckily for him it’s the northern section
THE HUNT FOR OCTOBER October 6 Georgia at Tennessee – Smokey vs. Uga…No word yet if Michael Vick plans on attending this DOG FIGHT?
Oklahoma vs. Texas (at Dallas) – The Red River gets glorified for a weekend
Florida at LSU – Ho, Hum…Just another day in the SEC
Notre Dame at UCLA – Irish visit the Rose Bowl…What’s Next? Charlie Weis becoming a spokesperson for Nutrisystem?
October 20 Tennessee at Alabama – The Third Saturday in October…Where else would you rather be than amongst rednecks?
Miami at Florida State – Finally back where it belongs…In mid-October rather than Labor Day Night.
USC at Notre Dame – Nuff Said…Plus this year’s edition in South Bend with no Bush
Auburn at LSU – A good ole fashion cat fight…Got to love them!! Pull that hair!!
Cal at UCLA – Doesn’t Cal need to do something in these high profiled games?
Nebraska at Texas – Huskers look to get past the jam job the inflicked on themselves last year
West Virginia at Rutgers – Battle for Big East Supremacy…Perhaps?
Florida vs. Georgia (at Jacksonville)– "Cheers"…A perfect excuse to get loaded! Cocktails anyone or Pimp Juice?
October 27 USC at Oregon – The state wasn’t kind to the Trojans last year.
South Carolina at Tennessee – A Roy Jones Jr./Michael Vick Production, Round Two
Ohio State at Penn State – "White Out" Part Deux?
NOVEMBER RAIN ' November 3' LSU at Alabama – "Saban Bowl I"
' November 8' Louisville at West Virginia – Or will this be the Battle for Big East Supremacy? Tune in to find out!
' November 10' Florida at South Carolina – "Spurrier Bowl III"Auburn at Georgia – They got Hedges and a Dawg…Why not?
USC at Cal –Again, doesn’t Cal need to do something in these high profiled games?
Michigan at Wisconsin – Madison’s so attractive & wholesome…And Ann Arbor’s a whore! Why not watch? Pornography on the gridiron…A man’s dream!
Florida State at Virginia Tech – Great time to watch Indians do the Hokie Pokie and turn themselves around! Keep the cameras rolling for that! ' November 17' Ohio State at Michigan – Nuff Said
Miami at Virginia Tech – Not what it used to be, but convicts & Thugs invading Blacksburg…Is this really a good thing? Students, for your protection lock your doors and don’t go near any windows.
November 23 Texas at Texas A&M – Can’t eat our turkey leftovers with it
November 24 Florida State at Florida – Throw out the records…It goes without saying.
Alabama at Auburn – Nuff Said ' November 29' Rutgers at Louisville – To the winner goes a Big East Championship? Hmmmmm…
THE MONTH OF DECEMBER
December 1 UCLA at USC – Not only to see what color the Victory Bell will be, but more importantly this game should have National Championship implications.
