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Couch Released, Jaguars Clerical Error Fixed

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by Ibearg

Tim Couch was released by the Jacksonville Jaguars ending a very awkward situation for the team. Having thought they ordered a new set of couches for locker room the Jaguars were very embarrassed when they realized they had in fact given Tim Couch a contract to play professional football. Initially the Jaguars were excited about the prospects that they had unwittingly gotten a former first round draft pick to be a backup QB, but soon realized it was in fact Tim Couch.

Unsure how to clear up this error it took some time for them to figure out how to fix it. With the regular season closing in on us fast they knew the couches would be needed though, so they gathered up the courage and let Tim know they wouldn’t need his services; they than proceeded to put in another order for couches in the locker room. Jaguars’ fans can rest easy as the couches are finally on their way and Tim Couch is far, far away.


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JuTMSY4Legend
817 days ago
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did they tell him or just release him and "let the glitch work itself out?"
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Silencer76AAA-er
817 days ago
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hahaha, good Office Space reference Justin.
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JuTMSY4Legend
817 days ago
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thanks, but i quoted it wrong...John C. McGinley btw... (for you scrubs fans) "well, we just fixed the glitch"
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Bberg11Varsity
816 days ago
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"Naga, Naga, Naga gonna work here anymore anyway."
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SSreportersLegend
816 days ago
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Now the Jags can go back to having 3 injury prone QB's.
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Brendan.CanneyDiv-I Stud
816 days ago
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Michael Bolton...? Are you related to the singer?
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
817 days ago
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Maybe the Browns can bring back Couch as a "special consultant" to Brady Quinn.
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JuTMSY4Legend
817 days ago
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Put that in the "If I did It" category...
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WizardmanRed-Shirting
817 days ago
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Tim Couch could've stayed, he would've been useful. Wait... he's not actually a couch. Nevermind.
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The sharkDraft Pick
817 days ago
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LOL! +++
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
816 days ago
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They could sign him for 20k as the "bad example" QB.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
816 days ago
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Damn! I saw a blip about the Jags and I honestly thought it was Eric Crouch! I had no idea Timmy was still alive (didn't Cade McCown try to kill him?)
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Cornfed78Draft Pick
816 days ago
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Two words for you.....Ryan Leaf
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
816 days ago
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I'm gonna stick up for Leaf for once - he's due:

Ryan Leaf #2 overall pick (behind Peyton Manning)

Tim Couch #1 overall pick (AHEAD of Donovan McNabb)

Leaf gets too much credit for sucking so bad... You can't flop more than a #1 pick, sorry.
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EroosterMajor Leaguer
816 days ago
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Leaf is doing great now as a football coach. Better for him, better for football.
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Brendan.CanneyDiv-I Stud
816 days ago
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Is Couch still married to that Playboy Playmate? If so, I guess we all know who's bringing home the bacon.
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SeanmcseanVarsity
816 days ago
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I guess the Jaguars took the phrase "armchair QB" a little too seriously. They soon realized that they had signed a Couch rather than an armchair, and decided to sign Fred Taylor's groin to a long term deal instead.
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Jdcane98Waterboy
814 days ago
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I wonder if he'll be a golf coach now too.
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
814 days ago
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Thet never needed a QB thet just needed a arm for trainig camp You cant give a QB 2 weeks to come back when hes been out of football as long as he has been they never gave him a change just like the browns when all the jaga QBs are out for the year they can always use there center to QB
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