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Confirmed list of athletes who have never taken any enhancing substances

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by user Manny Stiles

This is the entire confirmed list of all professional athletes ever who have never taken ANY form of performance enhancing substance. I did this research so we can separate the innocent from the presumed innocent. Thanks in advance for you patience in reading this entire list of confirmed 'clean' athletes.












Feel free to add any glaring omissions!


Date

Mon 07/10/06, 10:32 am EST


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ChristofMVP
1241 days ago
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Wow, look what the sports world has come to...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1241 days ago
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It took a lot of leg work, but I finally got the complete list done.
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UfgatorsDiv-I Stud
1241 days ago
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oh..manny. you had the most popular list on the site with the "d'oh list" and then you make an article like this...
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PeanMajor Leaguer
1241 days ago
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maybe its his homage to Zidane
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1241 days ago
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I worked harder on this list, honestly! Sometimes you just get tired of hearing how 'everyone' has taken weapons of mass enhancement, you go do a little fact chacking and WHAMMO! what do you find - everyone has (or could have when Jose Canseco wasn't looking)!!!
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
1241 days ago
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This list of players matches exactly with the top ten things best things about New Jersey
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
1241 days ago
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Also the list of things that makes Manny Stiles' a legitimate writer. :-)
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PeanMajor Leaguer
1241 days ago
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out of all the offensive comments that have ever been on this freaking site, that has offended me the most
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1241 days ago
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Hmm, how about that? - maybe you're confusing my comments with my writing? Either way, when I take over #20 spot what will that make me?
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
1241 days ago
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Interesting how no-one has talked about the article, just let rip at Manny...
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1241 days ago
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This lack of effort was actually a complete effort to mock our total mockery of the state of sports... yet, if I would have added Barry Bond's (or any Yankee's) name to the title, the discussion would have overflowed
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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer
1241 days ago
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It's cathartic.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1241 days ago
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since you didn't say what the "it" is that's so cathartic... I'll take that as a personal compliment since it came from such a cromulent source.
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UfgatorsDiv-I Stud
1241 days ago
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WHO VOTED FOR THIS?? okay, ill start up a conversation: david ortiz vs. reggie jackson..who is more clutch?
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ASwaffAll-American
1241 days ago
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Really. Anyone else stunned that this got nine votes, while legitimate articles that take real thought and real study get 5 or 6?
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UfgatorsDiv-I Stud
1241 days ago
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What's so funny about what manny just wrote "..from such a cromulent source" is that the word "cromulent" originated in the simpsons, and Manny just wrote an article dedicated to the simpsons. anyone else find humor in that??
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PeanMajor Leaguer
1241 days ago
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A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man
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UfgatorsDiv-I Stud
1241 days ago
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ha. "I don't know why; it's [embiggens] a perfectly cromulent word"
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Anonymous Fanatic #2
1241 days ago
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I voted for it...I've been watching too much Simpsons lately, just be glad I won't start quoting SpongeBob... as for 'legitimate work' not getting votes, I know what you mean! I feel my best work gets the LEAST reactions...maybe people are tired of the same old same old; maybe people are tired of the bitching (ever notice my articles are the most associated with bitching and booing? Yet my lists are "10 BEST" and not "Worst of..."), maybe people are intrigued when they just read the headlines?

I can only take so manny "Numbnuts reviews the AL West/NFC North/St. Mary's Blind League" type articles before I figure out what's going on around the leagues. Since I learned how to count, I can figure out most of it on my own by looking at the standings. Thanks, Numbnuts! Keep it coming... and I don't hand out -'s, they cause cancer.

So get over me, get over yourself and don't read it if ya don't like me. Vote for it if makes you think. But don't expect you know what it is before you read it and most of all, if ya gotta hate, you're the one with the problem...

I wish people would write MORE outrageous content, excessive creative bantor and insightful opinions ABOUT SPORTS. I can read AP wires and get the gist of the rest it...

That being said, this site is AWESOME!!!

Be creative and write with passion, not jealousy and pettiness.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1241 days ago
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God da...^^That was Manny, the braindead idiot who ccan't even log in properly, but everyone takes special care to take seriously". Thanks for voting!
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1241 days ago
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and not ONE our knowledgable sports geniuses even attempted to nominate an athlete for the list...we ALMOST got there - David Ortiz and Reggie Jackson are fine nominees (I wouldn't vote for either)
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AndersedJV Squad
1241 days ago
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A-Rod?
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UfgatorsDiv-I Stud
1241 days ago
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well i wrote an article (my first ever, for the record) saying chipper was clean. Although we can never be 100% sure about anything, even if tests confirm it, Im going to say chipper and the whole atlanta braves team is clean. I'll also say the whole florida marlins team is clean. *wonders what ever happened to sammy sosa*
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1241 days ago
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I'll shoot Chipper a 'probably not a juicer', but I'm not saying 'whole teams are clean' - whatever happened when the White Sox demanded 100% testing last spring training?
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The sharkDraft Pick
1241 days ago
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Funny - I knew exactly how this article would "read" before even opening it. I also knew that it would be Manny who "penned" it. Perhaps Manny is becoming a bit too predictable.
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1241 days ago
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
1241 days ago
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magic 8 ball says "don't count on it"
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BoycottBarry.comTee-Baller
1190 days ago
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Um, I don't think Barry Bonds has ever used anything except protein powder.

Just kidding.

http://www.BoycottBarry.com
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
792 days ago
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I mwould like to state that this list is STILL 100% accurate!
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