Clinton Portis AKA Sheriff Gonna Getcha is Fully Behind Michael Vick
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by user LastRow
"I don't know if he was fighting dogs or not, but it's his property, it's his dog," Clinton Portis told WAVY-TV. "If that's what he wants to do, do it. I think people should mind their business," and that "if it's behind closed doors, it's okay." Now there’s some really good logic…It seems like everybody has their own opinion on this the latest Michael Vick saga, but undoubtedly this one takes the cake. Although, if we actually think about it, he’s right. Why under Portis’s way of thinking, everything illegal that goes on behind closed doors is actually legal, hmm? I guess this is how they roll and what they teach at the University of Miami. If one does something illegal only becomes illegal when one does it out in public…And oh yeah, gets caught, isn’t that right, CP?
Hey CP, next time somebody tries to shoot your sorry ass, (because we all know that after stating such ridiculousness some animal lover will) don’t fight it…Why it’s just what that particular person wants to do. Somebody’s just holding a gun to your head…What’s wrong with that? It’s not like if it does go off, it’s not going to make a mess…For you’ve just showed everybody there’s nothing in that head of yours! Well, Michael Vick should now be happier than a pig in shit. Why? By saying this, it proves the fact that apparently he's as brilliant as Vick is! See Clinton, in this county, when somebody breaks the law, well, they normally get punished. See, Michael’s into dog fighting, which is punishable by law…Others get their jollies off by killing, raping, robbing. Again why? Simply because, "that’s what they do". So, I’m guessing you have no problems with those individuals either? Man, Rae Caruth would love you! Well, whatever they do, all acts are punishable by the law…Yes, this might come as a shock to you, but dog fights are considered criminal acts as well. So in reality it’s not okay for Vick to do "what he do." Besides, it goes beyond saying that it’s sick and twisted, good to see you also fall into this category! Let’s not forget here Roger Goodell will put the hammer down on him too…For everybody knows he’s the law in the NFL. So explain to me, why is it that you support Vick 100%…His team doesn’t even support him at times. The city in which he plays, well his act(s) have gotten rather old there too. They want his ass gone! Only thing I can think of…It has to be "The U Thing", isn’t it?
Now we’re all aware that you have several different personalities…God, I’m hoping one of those alter egos made these blockhead comments. This must be how things are handled in Sheriff Gonna Getcha jurisdiction. By actually not "Gonna Getcha". Dollah Bill definitely has Michael’s back on this one. And Dr. "I Don't Know"
Jerome From Southeast DC…Well, Virginia’s not that far away, so perhaps that Jerome knows "a lot of back roads that got the dog fight if you want to go see it."
See, during the season everybody gets a chuckle when you arrive at the weekly media sessions sporting one of these outrageous costumes….Calling it Must-See Redskins.com TV. "We sit down and joke and laugh about it," says tight end Robert Royal. We're just trying to get a laugh in before meetings." Added running back Rock Cartwright: "Clinton just likes to lighten the mood. Coaches and teammates can only shake their head in amusement." And I bet they’re shaking their heads at this too! Only, not in amusement, but rather, more like in a sick & demented way! Since you seem to have Vick’s back, I’m just wondering will your teammates still have yours after these nauseating comments?
