Chris Mihm re-signs with Lakers, breaks a lot of body parts
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by SSreporters
Disclaimer: By no means necessary, are Chris Mihm's injuries real, but the contract re-signing is. This is a fake news article, and I put this in huge italic text. I'm just poking fun at Mihm's fragile self.
(Los Angeles)-----AP
Los Angeles Lakers center, and human version of the " Operation " guy Chris Mihm has signed a contract with the team, but terms haven't been disclosed. It has been reported that while signing the contract, Mihm broke his wrist as he finished writing. As soon as he got up, he felt a tear in his hamstring. Screaming in pain, he tripped over his shoelace, buckled his knees, and tore all of his knee ligaments again. The Lakers are visibly upset at this, because Mihm gets injured all the time, and they don't seem to get it. Doctors said that Mihm could miss the rest of the NBA season with the incredible amount of injuries.
