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Chip, Chip, Chip . . . Oops!

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by user Lenora X

Once More, With No Feeling.

Another numbing loss today. It would blend into all the others except that it started out with a jolt. That, and more classically horrible managing by Joe Torre make tpday's loss semi-memorable.

The jolt: Andy Pettitte allowing 8 runs in 1.2 innings. (Only 7 of said runs were earned thanks to an error by Abreu, who is suffering from Sheffield's Syndrome, in which poor performance at the plate causes desultory defense.) It was pretty shocking -- Andy has pitched well this year by and large and in most games has deserved a better fate. Not today -- there were some dribblers and bloops but Pettitte's location was way off and the shelling was richly deserved, disconcerting as it was.

So before I'm even settled in we're down 8-0. I check when and where the Boston game is on, since I figure to be watching a lot more of that game than this one.

But Haren is not his under-2 ERA self today. He's throwing a lot of pitches, and giving up some hits. 8-2. Villone, of all people, has replaced Pettite and Ronnie likes pitching down a lot of runs, obviously. Oakland's doing nothing against him.

8-4. We actually get the tying run to the plate with two outs (Cano, inserted into the 3 spot today). He makes out, but at 8-4, middle innings, Oakland's bullpen hardly bulletproof, it feels like we have a chance.

Villone is unhittable. We get it to 8-5, thanks to a 2-out hit by Jeter, his first since Tuesday, it feels like. Once again, the tying run to the plate with two outs. Once again, Cano. He strikes out. But OK . . . 8-5, three innings to go . . . we can do this. (Side note: Cano's approach at the plate this season is, to be kind, comical. Where is the hitting coach? Where is Mattingly? Or Bowa? Someone? Anyone?)

Bruney took over after Villone's 3.1 innings of outstanding relief and in his second inning of work, Bruney does the unthinkable: he allows a baserunner! I'm cursing before the batter even reaches first base because I already know what happens next.

And there he is. Mike Meyers, our "lefty specialist," and I want to throw something at the screen. Please, will the shills in the media who defend Torre no matter what, who humiliate, dismiss, and trash callers who say Joe should be fired, please make a semi-reasonable argument why you bring Meyers into the game at that point. To face a left-handed batter, when lefties are hitting well over .300 against Meyers.

And, to no fan's surprise, Meyers coughs it up to a lefty -- Cust doubles and Ellis easily scores from first. 9-5. And you could feel the life go completely out of the crowd, and the team. There would be no more chipping away.

Vizcaino comes in and gets out of that inning but gives up two more runs later, but it didn't matter. (Vizcaino has been pitching his way up the heap, headed for the coveted status of "Joe's guy." Today may have been just a little sidestep, or was the beginning of the quick slide back down to the bottom of the pile. We'll see.)

But once again, Torre's managing takes away what (admittedly little) chance we had at coming back in this game. Using Meyers in that situation is premature, and a case of slavish adherence to "the book." I wish Joe would look at the book that shows how Meyers is pitching now, not how he pitched for Boston in 2004, which is what Joe must see when he looks at him.

Release Meyers (that's not a knee-jerk reaction to today's performance -- it's long overdue). Fire Joe. Back up the truck and see what interest there might be for various and sundry warm bodies inhabiting the Pinstripes these days.

None of those will happen, of course . . . my friend iris told me "it's going to be long year." It already is.


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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
884 days ago
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The starter gives up 8 runs in about an inning and change, and yet Torre gets blamed?
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Lenora XWaterboy
884 days ago
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If you aren't going to read carefully, please don't bother commenting. I said we had "admittedly little chance" of coming back in the game. I fully blamed Pettitte for his horrible pitching today. However, Joe's rose-colored glasses where Meyers (and Farnsworth) are concerned are inexcusable and it's appropriate to point that out.
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
884 days ago
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I did read your column. Seems to be more or less than same bunk from all Yankee apologists after losses- no matter what, rip Torre. Don't get bitchey at me because this team stinks.
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KelsdadAll-Star
884 days ago
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Hey Lenora, you want us to take your article seriously, and maybe even read it, first place to start is not posting anonymously.
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JuTMSY4Legend
883 days ago
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Its an easy fix...
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RomiezzoLegend
883 days ago
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Joe Torre. EVERYONE is talking about Joe Torre and how bad he is. It was over in the second inning unless a miracle happened. Remember, the Yankees STILL don't have anyone to help the bullpen. Who is he gonna put? Proctor, Villone, Bruney, Myers? Vizcaino? A starter would probably slow the A's pace until Yankee bats could come back but even THAT was a long shot. Pettite has had two frustrating games, the other being against the O's, where the Yanks came back in later innings but lost by one. He's not gonna use relievers to pitch 7-8 innings. The game would be an ABSOLUTE BLOWOUT if he did. Torre, in my opinion, did the right thing with the bullpen he has, unless he wants to have a 4 man rotation this week and put one of his fresh starters to win it, but that's only for an important game or at the end of the season. Cashman better make some moves, otherwise you can probably mark it down as the Yanks being a 3rd place team, never mind second place.
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Niteowl049AAA-er
883 days ago
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A loss tonight makes the Yankees five games under .500 so the pressure is on Clemens to win tonight and if the Twins hit like they did last night against Bonderman he may pull it off but Clemens is no Bonderman.
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RomiezzoLegend
883 days ago
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Yeah it is. But wasn't that last game against Verlander, not Bonderman?
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Anonymous Fanatic #1
883 days ago
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lets not forget that the game was against an offensive juggernaut in the form of jack cust.
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Lenora XWaterboy
883 days ago
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Kelsdad: Not sure what posting "anonymously" has to do with being taken seriously. There are lots more good reasons to be anonymous in cyberspace than not to be. Take my writing seriously because I watch a lot of baseball and put a lot of thought into what I write. There is no other criterion worth considering.

Tyrone: I'm not getting "bitchey" at you because the Yankees aren't playing well. I reacted as I did because your comment showed that you either didn't really read what I wrote or didn't understand it.

Romiezz: I agree that Torre doesn't have a lot to work with in the pen. But his fixation with certain guys has cost this team games, and not just this season. There is no worse position to be in in baseball than being Joe Torre's current favorite reliever.
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