Channing Crowder: People in London Speak English!

Breaking News!! People in London speak English. I know, who knew?? Obviously Channing Crowder, Miami Dolphin Linebacker didn't know until this week. He told the Palm Beach Post that he wouldn't be able to find London on a map. "I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the countries," Crowder told the paper. "I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that. I know ( Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him. That's the closest thing I know to London. He’s black, so I’m sure he’s not from London. I’m sure that’s a coincidental name.” This advertisement was for the University of Florida. Send your kid there and they will learn Italy looks like a boot. Thanks Channing, you are one smart guy! Special props go to mudfreesports.blogspot.com Eye on the Internet Reporter C-Dub for bringing this to my attention...made me choke on a scone when he told me.