Celtics Fever, Catch It!
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by user Josh Q. Public
Josh Q. Public: Three The Hard Way
Public Service Announcement:
OK, here we go! Two in a row on the Celtics? What’s wrong with this cat? Does he want to lose all his readers? Both of them? No Binky. You got it all wrong. Not two in a row on the Celtics, it’s two in a row for the Celtics. And as we all know, two can be as sad as one. So let’s make it three. Gerald Green style. From Dunk Machine to Three Point Machine. Let’s make it three against Isiah “If He Were Black, He’d Be Just Another Good Player” Thomas. Let’s make it three against the New York Knicks. Trying to go on a little run of their own. No worries, sports fans. We got this one. Not one Knick can cover the Truth. Not one. Expect a gigantohugemongus game from Paul in a win tonight. That’s right, gigantohugemongus. In a win. A win that could pull us out of the power rankings basement. Hey, you gotta start somewhere. Leon ‘The Big Show’ Powe playing like he belongs. Who knew this cat had wheels? He gets from the foul line to the hizzy awfully quick. Bassy playing like he hears the Rajon Rondo whispers. Let’s see if he can keep it up two games in a row. Something I haven’t seen yet. Something that started those Rajon Rondo whispers. The match-up of the night? Kendrick Perkins against fat Eddie Curry. A man so fat he has the only Escalade in town with stretch marks. The Green are playing team D. Help D. Tenacious team, help D. Jack Black style. Not for nothing, Jack Black hasn’t been funny since his three minutes in Hi-Fidelity. Ok, back to business. Celtics business. Hitting threes at a 60% clip. You can thank the Dunk er Three Point Machine for that. Did you know before last night’s game, he hadn’t scored a 2-point basket. Kooky. Is there nothing that kid can’t do, aside from getting his rightful minutes? Delonte is starting to shoot like he means it. Wally as always, being Wally. But tonight’s game will belong to the Truth. In the first “big game” of the season, he will come up gigantohugemongus. Celtics win! Celtics win! Celtics win!
Peace out homies. Six Two and Even! josh q public
