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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer

983 days ago

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In an effort to make their basketball team look better, they Knicks have removed all mirrors from the cheerleader's dressing room, spiked their Evian and had the 3rd Street Elementary School design their uniforms.

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ChristofMVP

983 days ago

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"The new way to score at a New York Knicks game."

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Davis21wylieMVP

983 days ago

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"Lindsay Lohan hits a new low."

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False ProphetAll-Star

983 days ago

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Dice21, that'd be a good thing...:)

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

983 days ago

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Fire Crotch can't get any lower... Tara Reid looks on in jealousy

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

983 days ago

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At the hearing, the victim shows exactly how Isiah Thomas harrassed her, as he made her go beyond her filing and phone duties to join the Knicks' dance team. The courts are expected to rule in full favor of the victim. "No one should be forced to root for the Knicks" ruled the judge as he read off the judgement to the tune of roughly half the Knicks' payroll (or $2.2 Billion).

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Anonymous Fanatic #1

983 days ago

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Shaq struck back.

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TylersaltAll-Star

983 days ago

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The Knicks realized today that nobody at the games actually wanted to look at the product on the court, so they decided to spice things up a bit on the sidelines.

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GreenbleederLittle Leaguer

983 days ago

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But where do you stick the dollar bills?

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TylersaltAll-Star

983 days ago

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As they say in the vernacular, zing!

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Davis21wylieMVP

983 days ago

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"Um, Isiah, Tina Turner just called. She wants to know why every dress in her 'Proud Mary' wardrobe has the word 'Knicks' emblazoned on the front... What should I tell her?"

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

983 days ago

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I smell "Ike vs. Zeke", the showdown of showdowns!

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Kermie and palPee Wee

983 days ago

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Who said there's no excitement at knicks games? now they've got a lisa kudrow knockoff as a cheerleader!

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PeanMajor Leaguer

983 days ago

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is it me, or are her nostrils very Patrick Ewing-esque?

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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer

983 days ago

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Nice use of "-esque," a suffix only second to "-ish" in my vocabulary.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

983 days ago

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You guys and your suffixes! I like to use "an air of", "reminiscent of" or "conjures up warm, fuzzy feelings of" when refering to Patrick Aloysius Ewing. But I am a metaphorical emepher... Now if you wanna start getting Aloysius-esque or Aloysius-ish on me, you're onto something! Too bad there's only so many of those Patrick Ewings in the world... (That's not very Seepie-ish of me, pluralizing singular pbeings...)

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ChristofMVP

983 days ago

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"Hey everybody, Britney Spears is out of rehab!"

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Anonymous Fanatic #2

983 days ago

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nothing funny about that. that chick be a hottie.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

983 days ago

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Isiah tries to teach his newest multi-million dollar signee how she should take the charge "properly".

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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer

983 days ago

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The New York Knicks: overpaid Pros on the court and on the sidelines.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

983 days ago

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+ (get that man a rimshot!)

Playing off of THAT concept....

Dude #1 - "Dude, she's at center court. That'll cost us extra!"

Dude #2 - "Dude, you are cheap. How many chances will we get to nail a half court shot at the Garden ?"

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BU ICEMANJV Squad

983 days ago

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"I was in the locker room last night and it was 'thiiiis' big!"

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

983 days ago

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Puts a new meaning to "Bobblehead Doll"

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Anonymous Fanatic #3

982 days ago

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Josephine tempted fate for the last time when she motioned to Ron Artest and slurred "Bring it on, needle-dick!"

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ExtrapolaterTee-Baller

982 days ago

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Josephine tempted fate for the last time when she motioned to Ron Artest and slurred "Bring it on, needle-dick!" Just wanted to get that on under my name instead of "anon"

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TylersaltAll-Star

982 days ago

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Pros on the court, Hos on the sidelines.

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JB82Div-I Stud

982 days ago

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So that's what Britney Spears has been up to since she left rehab!

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