Caption Contest (March 17, 2007)

"Bobby Knight wishing that he was still head coach of Indiana."

"That Kelvin Sampson is way dreamier than Mike Davis ever thought about being..."

"Well, at least I'm not a Duke fan."

Why am I wearing such a stupid hat?

This guy needs a heapin' helpin' of Gumbel.

Beware Manny - that's what a year supporting the Devil Rays can do to you!

Me and Duke Vitale both like crappy teams.

I should NEVER have picked an 11 and a 14 in the East regional first round.

Is your bracket busted? Did you lose three of your Final Four teams in the first round of the tournament? Did you go to a game in Buffalo, only to see your favorite team lose on Friday and get snowed in for the weekend in the city they lovingly call "the armpit of New York?" If so, talk to your doctor about ARMCHAIRGM, the revolutionary new treatment for sports heartbreak. Side effects may include increased knowledge and inclusion into a community. In rare cases, severe bouts of wikiality may ensue. Talk to an admin before starting an ARMCHAIRGM regimen.

I just can't work it out, she said she was leaving me because I'm not sophisticated.

The best seats in the house $100

Beer & a hot dog $10 Novelty hat $20

Looking like a complete tw@t and being put on the web for all to see? Priceless

"Yeah, the doctor said there's nothing they can do about it"