we did a similar caption contest months ago with a punter on the ground in the same position, but I can't find it to link it!!! Then my joke above makes more sense....
In order to boost ratings, the NFL decided to introduce witchcraft into the game in the 1960s. Here, Crazy Man From Temple of Doom is reaching down into Indiana Jones' chest, while the fans chant "hab a nab a". Unless Indy snaps out of it, Temple Guy is going to pull out Jones' still-beating heart.
Let's see what happens.
