Caption Contest (January 23, 2007)

With the Tuna gone, you are all mine tonight, big boy!

you DID understand what i meant when i said i was bringing you in as a RECEIVER, right?

TO SCORES!!

"Tight little package...affirmative." - Pat Healy

Running out of ideas, TO decided to seek for advice for his next 'touch'down celebration.

"F&$%^#%ING ROMO!!! You Muth... TERRELL!!! Git over here boy n'gimme somma them thar pills uh yers... WHERE ARE THEY???"

"And now for my next trick, I will now pull Christof's rabbit OUT of T.O.'s ass! Hold my wristwatch..."

Bill: TO, I never told you this while is was coaching, but...I love you TO: I love you to Bill

When you catch a football, you have to carress it gently, like this.

This doesn't even need a caption, this picture says everything about Jerry Jones, TO, the City of Dallas and the Cowboys organization Go Eagles!

This is nice, I like this. What is it velvet?

And you said you didn't know the first thing about tight ends....

"So get this, me an Bill are out at a bar a few nights ago, we're both half in the bag. There's this hot broad dancing by herself and Bill turns to me and says, 'I bet I can get her number with one line or else I'll turn my resignation in.' So he goes out on the dance floor gets right next to her and grabs her like this. She turns around and slaps him, man that was funny. . . . . Gosh I am gonna miss that guy."

I have twenty five million reasons to touch your ass.

You may have missed it, but this is on page 194 paragraph 3 item 4 of your contract.

"Did your grandma ever do THIS, T.O.?"