Caption Competition (July 13, 2006)

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by user Alex Holowczak

I found this on the Internet earlier, and thought it ideal for a Caption Competition. I think we are long overdue one.

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Thu 07/13/06, 10:02 am EST

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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer

1236 days ago

Score 5

"Italian Hockey Team seek alternative ways of winning after a disappointing Turin Olympics"

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EnyboDiv-I Stud

1236 days ago

Score 4

"n the pope's second attempt to discipline priests recently chagred with sexual abuse, the pontiff decided to beat the offenders with the papal hockey stick."

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RoblefkoLegend

1236 days ago

Score 11

I can't believe the Devils didnt sign me. I wonder why.

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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer

1236 days ago

Score 3

The inspiration for the blessed golf club in Dogma.

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JuTMSY4Legend

1236 days ago

Score 0

you beat me to it...

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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer

1236 days ago

Score 4

"I can bless hockey all you want but until you get off the Outdoor Life Channel you're NOT going to gain more fans."

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1236 days ago

Score 1

it'll be the VS. network this fall!!!

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JuTMSY4Legend

1236 days ago

Score 0

And I thought it was odd when George Carlin blessed his own clubs in "Dogma"

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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer

1236 days ago

Score 0

sorry :-)

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PeanMajor Leaguer

1236 days ago

Score 12

"NHL.com sent me the wrong item! I ordered flowers!"

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UfgatorsDiv-I Stud

1236 days ago

Score 0

HAHA. ^^

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JuTMSY4Legend

1236 days ago

Score -1

Even w/ the hockey stick, John Paul isn't nearly as threatening as benedict

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1236 days ago

Score 3

this is one crappy harp

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ChristofMVP

1236 days ago

Score 1

With JP II as captain, the Saints hockey team is expected to go undefeated for the rest of eternity.

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SashaDiv-I Stud

1236 days ago

Score 0

Man this new Paple crook sucks.

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ShrubberyVarsity Captain

1236 days ago

Score 2

Jesus, grant me the strength to kick Bob Probert's ass!

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1236 days ago

Score 1

This is what happens when the hazards are filled with holy water...

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MetsJetsDevilsDraft Pick

1236 days ago

Score 8

"If we beat the Unitarians, we meet the Jews in the Finals."

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1236 days ago

Score 0

No way the Unitarians made it to the quarterfinals...

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Anonymous Fanatic #1

1236 days ago

Score -5

hello hollocheck i dno wut to do so im gna type stuff... hehe hello unnat

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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer

1236 days ago

Score 1

And that's what happens, when you get Manny's friend to look at something...

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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer

1236 days ago

Score 0

Manny's friend?

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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer

1236 days ago

Score 0

Sorry, one of my "friends" thought it a good idea to post the comment. He shall be hung, drawn and quartered later. I tried to make a joke out of it. He is a friend from my school and chess team. Yet he has the maturity of a five year old. (No offense Manny!)

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1236 days ago

Score 0

no offense? Are you inferring I have the maturity of a 5 year old?

First off... I have NO FRIENDS!!! +'s for YOU!!!

Secondly, It's fun to be mentioned everytime the comments run more than 10 posts, some of you guys should have given yourselves catchier names and people would be accusing you of all sorts of misappropriations, just like me! 3rdly, I have no third point,

and fourth-ermore I want your friend tarred and feathered before the drawing and quartering begins...

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RandmanWaterboy

1236 days ago

Score 4

All I need now is my "J. Paul" #2 jersey to arrive.

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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer

1236 days ago

Score 0

I demand more of these!!! There's less sniping and haberdashery in the comments of these types of posts; everyone likes 'em even if the captions are weak!

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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer

1236 days ago

Score 1

you demand? I think you oversestimate your power on this site :-)

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All~In~ChicagoVarsity

1236 days ago

Score 0

Fishes and loaves night at the Garden. As the Bethlahem Beavers take on the San Deigo sacraments. The game was delayed as a plague locust rained upon the ice. Thow shalt fear not! As the pope descended from heaven and took on the little devils with only his rose wood hockey stick.

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I am a cpcpMajor Leaguer

1236 days ago

Score 0

I'm guessing the minus vote is for unoriginality?

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All~In~ChicagoVarsity

1236 days ago

Score 0

Thank you Bob and Tom

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EroosterMajor Leaguer

1236 days ago

Score 0

For some reason, this picture reminds me of a bumper sticker that was seen in LA when Gretzky was there. "Jesus saves! Gretzky picks up the puck, he shoots, he scores!"

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