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Canada is Better Eh!

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by Jamel

 

Manny's article made me think. Yes it did so blame Manny! He brought up some good points and some I think he might still be drunk and high. But it made me think.

Canada our good old neighbors from the north- are they better than us?

CFL vs NFL

NFL as Manny wrote is going in the shitter- it's getting out of hand and yes it is kind of commi like. The CFL is still about football- period- the beauti of the game. Not about advertisers, not about promos, not about TV ratings, not about MTV, not about some old fat dude singing at the superbowl, not about drinking Vitamin water at a press conference, not about dog fighting, not about bitches and hos, not about some fucktard in Illinois writng stupid retarded columns* about it. It's still about the game.

Plus the CFL has no fair catch- awesome- and yes I even kind of like only 3 downs.

BEER

Canadian beer is like freakin moonshine- I swear that shit will _uck you up! Miller is shit, Bud is shit, American beer is shit. Plus the strip clubs in Canada rock! And you only have to be 19 to drink (wish someone told me that 10 years ago!)

PAMELA ANDERSON

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Okay okay okay let's get serious again. It just seems like we as Americans have a way of always fuckin things up. It seems now a days like every athlete whines and bitches like a 2 year old. Making $40 mill a year plus endorsements and they are still complaining? And this is happening in all sports! Criminals are becoming our best athletes! There is way too high of a percentage of professional athletes comitting crimes! Yet we still feed them millions upon millions upon millions to entertain us. When will the madness stop?

I have said numerous times they need to shut the entire thing down (all sports) and start from scratch. I'm sure most of us would be happy making $1 million to play professional baseball or football.

So what do you guys think? How out of hand is todays professional sports getting?

PS- send Beckham and his skanky as bitch back- we don't want him (but she is hot)

 


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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
882 days ago
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If there were any black people from Canada would they call themselves Afro-Canadian?
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JamelAll-American
882 days ago
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Isn't it too cold for black people to live in Canada??? I'm pretty sure it's all Eskimos
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
882 days ago
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They have 29 words for ice but no words for black people?
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JamelAll-American
882 days ago
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Seriously the only black person in Canada was Ben Johnson- but they framed him out of his gold medal
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
882 days ago
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Canada also has very lax prostitution and marijuana laws... America has Las Vegas...
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JamelAll-American
882 days ago
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Nothing better than doing some nice snowboarding while high with a hooker drinking a Labatt 50!
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JamelAll-American
882 days ago
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So here I wrote an article where people can come up with solutions to the problems in todays sports and I get nothing- figures-
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Manny StilesMajor Leaguer
882 days ago
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ignorance is bliss...
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Alex HolowczakHall of Famer
882 days ago
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Canada is better than the United States at five sports that immediately spring to mind. Cricket, snooker, ice hockey, Canadian Football, rugby union. That's what being in the Commonwealth does for you...
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JamelAll-American
882 days ago
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So are Australians better at Australian football than americans? Are japenese better at japenese football?? Such insight! Thanks for the contribution Alex
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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer
882 days ago
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Maybe so but we Americans didn't like no stinking tax on our imported Earl Grey!
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JamelAll-American
882 days ago
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Tea is good!

Tyrone you might know- can black people survive in Canada? I once went to Windsor to the casino and strip club- almost frooze my ass off- how do you whities do it? Is that why the CFL and NFL will never unite? Hell I'd never go and play football in that weather- and we think Greenbay and Chicago is bad

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ChristofMVP
882 days ago
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Jamel - The Pam Anderson reference had me not voting for this article. The girl above, in the bikini, however, won you a vote.
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JamelAll-American
882 days ago
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Why do you think they kicked her here? Even the Canadians didn't want her
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