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Can You Smell What Pacman Is Cookin'?

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by Locknessmonster

Ladies and gentlemen, the moment we've all been waiting for: Pacman Jones has signed a professional wrestling contract.  He'll make his first appearance with TNA this Thursday, and could have his first match, in an interesting coincidence, the day his (likely former) team, the Titans open up their 2007 NFL season.

So what if he's in possible breach of his NFL contract and there's a solid chance he'll never play pro football again?  The latter may well have been true anyway, so I say it's about time he started making money on his bad-boy image rather than losing it.  At least it occupies a portion of his time when he would otherwise not have anything to do and therefore be at risk of being present during any unfortunate incidents involving guns.  Of course, the downside is that it increases the risk of gun-related incidents at labratories that may be producing steroids.


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JuTMSY4Legend
847 days ago
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Pacman ain't wrestlin'...he'll be there, but not fighting
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Small town pillagerVarsity
845 days ago
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You've got to root for the guy. The elusive football/wrestling star crossover is possibly the most difficult in all of sports. Brocck Lesnar was the most recent athlete to come up short, getting cut during camp trying out for the Vikings. Really Duane Johnson has come about the closest to accomplishing the feat, but he never got past college ball to the best of my knowledge. I'll give Pacman an edge here though. He's shown plenty of persistence and as long as there's a strip club close to the arena so he can rab a bite to eat, he should be a star. Sadly, if Pacman finds his way into the WWE (that name is bubkis- stupid World Wildlife Federation!) he'll be dealing with a more rational commissioner than in the NFL.
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ChristofMVP
847 days ago
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He will just be packing the heat and watching others do the shooting....
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