Britney Spears and Wade Phillips…HUH?
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by LastRow
What in the hell is going on in Los Angeles, California? Grady Little gets the ultimate jam job by the Dodgers. Kobe Bryant is proving that any high-profile, glorified crybaby can force his hand to be traded when his current team blows more than a whore in a brothel. Then Lamar Odem does what we all love to do when we get a red light…Stomp on the gas and blow right through it. Just one small problem, watch out for the lady in a Geo Prism…Don’t T-Bone her ass while driving a Mercedes. If that wasn’t enough, we now have David Stern stepping in and cracking down on Lakers owner Jerry Buss on Wednesday by announcing that Buss would be fined $25,000 and suspended two games for a drunk driving conviction in September following an arrest last May. How awesome is that…Your owner gets loaded at the Playboy Mansion, gets pulled over on his way home for trying to do his best Michael Waltrip impression and Stern feels the need to fine Buss’s ass and suspend him, while he gives Isiah Thomas a get out of jail free card. Why that makes perfect sense to me!
So much so that I’m just trying to figure out how in the hell does that work? I mean really now…How does that work? I mean Buss doesn't actually do anything, at least not as far as the play on the court is concerned. Does a suspension only apply for home games? And we all thought Paris Hilton’s jail sentence was comical. Does it mean he’s not allowed in the building? Honestly, what the hell does this mean!
If that wasn’t enough, earlier this week Tony "Bobble Boy/Purse Holder" Romo was, but what else, linked to another big name celebrity. Shit, he’s better at that than playing football on Sunday…Lets see, Jessica Simpson? Check.Carrie Underwood? Check. Sophia Bush? Check. And now you can add a train wreck to that list too as Romo was mentioned with Britney Spears…To which Bobble Boy denied any involvement. "She was at the same place. I wasn't partying with her, that's for sure." I’m sure he says this same line when referring to Scott Van Pelt too! Wow, I know that’s a relief for Jerry Jones to hear since he did just sign over both Southfork and Ewing Oil to you!
However, Spears added a little spice to the situation during an interview Wednesday on Ryan Seacreast’s radio show. When asked if she was dating Romo, Spears said, "Who?" The interview abruptly ended. Hey Jerry, enjoy sleeping in your bed…You got T.O. on one side who nobody knows when he’s going to blow and Romo on the other…Who he thinks he’s the modern day Hugh Hefner!
Whatever the "Lovebirds" have going, one thing’s for sure pop princess, (on her way to becoming the new version of Anna Nicole Smith) does indeed seem to have connections to the Dallas Cowboys locker room in some respect! No, it’s not Terrell Owens, (but she could be down with brown) Jason Witten, Nick Folk, Jason Garrett…But rather the head Cowboy himself, Wade Phillips. HUH? Turns out besides being a guru of the 3-4 defense, Bum’s son deserves some consideration to be a judge on Dancing with the Stars in the offseason. For he knows his dance moves better than he knows not to have a game plan that calls for "Tom Brady to beat you."
As the story goes Cowboys coach Wade Phillips said Spears attended one of his daughter’s, Tracy, shows who’s a dancer at an L.A. club called "Blackout". And the next thing Tracy knew, Spears was coming out with a new album called "Blackout," and had "borrowed" some images in her videos. Phillips, who said he is not happy with Spears because some of the images used in her videos were borrowed. He may call it "borrowed", but I call it stolen! It case you’re unaware about the moves in question, well check out this following clip to refresh your memory…
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/5f36094485
Now I have no clue who’s lying here or what not, whether it’s Romo, whether it’s Phillips, whether it’s Ms. Train Wreck herself…Honestly, I really have no clue whether Spears actually "borrowed" shit from Tracy…Don't really think "Blackout" is such a unique name….Although we do know Britney isn’t the sharpest tool in the shed, but again, I give a rats ass! I just find it very amusing and down right comical that Wade Phillips is actually spending time thinking about Britney Spears…Then again, he did game plan for Tom Brady to beat him. Yeah, great call coach!
Oh, to be Jerry Jones…No thanks, I’ll pass! Just your typically day in LALA Land., I mean at Fort Valley Ranch!
