Bring Sexy (Rexy) Back

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by Barronandtheroc

Regardless if you have agreed with us in the past, one thing we can all agree on, the Bears need to remain the sexiest team in the NFL and resign Rex Grossman...

The Sex Cannon himself reached out to the Bears this week, and said if they want him back, he would like to stay. This, of course, is coming after an injury last week, forcing the Bears to start Kyle freakin Orton. So my question to Chicago is... Is there a sexier QB in the league that will go deep 54 times a game, regardless of the score or outcome at hand? the answer is no, So follow your heart Chicago, sign the Sex Cannon. This officially starts my "Bring Back Rex" Campaign.

I am making this my life's duty, and I am not even a Bears Fan... If you would like to keep the Sexiness instead of making Chicago Sexiless, sign this petition (you do not have to use your real email address or name, make something up)

Please sign the petition at this link : http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/SexyRexy/

or visit www.inthemixlive.com

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SSreportersLegend

724 days ago

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Is this Barron or the Roc talking?

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BarronandtherocWaterboy

724 days ago

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cmon now, dont hate , its the Roc as usual.... cmon, i have one messed up opinion, i know, but this is something we all need to get behind!

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SSreportersLegend

724 days ago

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Two actually, a lot of people were not keen to your Michael Irvin hall of fame article.

SSreportersLegend

724 days ago

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There is one QB sexier that will go deep, Tom Brady.

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AfraidofedhochuliDraft Pick

724 days ago

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I think the smarter thing for them to do would be to blow up the team and try again.

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Oh No RomoDraft Pick

724 days ago

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Hoch, that's been a birthday wish since I was eight (I'm 20)

Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

724 days ago

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You mean end the Barron and roc partnership? Sounds like a damn good idea.

Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

724 days ago

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Dumb and Dumber at it again, huh?

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BarronandtherocWaterboy

724 days ago

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Or we can write weak ass articles about Jay Mariotti nonstop, hoping he realizes one and you get famous! Its easy to hide behind a keyboard isn't it? and I log onto this site maybe 4-5 times a week, why are both of you on nonstop? isnt there an internet dating site or something you can log onto instead!

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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

724 days ago

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You wouldn't know sports if Mariotti's teeth sunk into your asses.

SSreportersLegend

724 days ago

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See, because you don't log on most of the time, you don't realize I'm gone most of the morning to midday with school. Then....I'm on most of the afternoon after homework....then...I go to bed. Weak ass articles by Tyrone right? Do we need to revisit the hockey article again? Internet dating site? Tyrone is married and with 2 kids you fool! How about this? Stop acting like an ass....as if you're better than us. If you can't be humble like other people on this site, you'll never get the respect you have to 150% regain after bashing a sport like hockey.

Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

724 days ago

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Thanks SS. As for these two asswipes, there is no hope. Just a couple of pimple faced idiots jerking each other off every time Barry Melrose provides a NHL Hobby Update on ESPN.

SSreportersLegend

724 days ago

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Well...I don't know who the hell is talking, but it sounds like Roc.

False ProphetAll-Star

723 days ago

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I said this before, and I'll say it again. Tyrone has appeared on Deadspin multiple times. Jay has acknowledge the existance of Tyrone's site. You are just a guy who has a site on blogger. I think Tyrone wins in terms of legitimacy

Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

723 days ago

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I'm framing FP's comment and placing it above my monitor screen.

Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

723 days ago

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And FYI - Jay the Joke (which I don't own, just write there...) was sold today to a friend of mine. That site is gonna go huge.

BarronandtherocWaterboy

724 days ago

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Respect? don't care to have yours, i come with humorous take on sports and you fools get up in arms. forum jockeys!

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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

724 days ago

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Humor? {crickets}

SSreportersLegend

724 days ago

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What?

Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

724 days ago

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Hey SS, check out the flaming dynamic duo's bio here:

"We plan to take over the world with witty, yet intelligent & informative, sports banter." Wow.

Oh and by the way Barronandroc - get a facking move on those french fries. The line is starting to back up.

SSreportersLegend

724 days ago

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Just curious, if hockey is a sport that requires no skill.....where is the athleticism in golf?

SSreportersLegend

724 days ago

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If those two took over the world.....I'd die.

BarronandtherocWaterboy

724 days ago

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sorry, let me log back onto that humorous site bashing an actual sportswriter, now thats humor. the funny thing is your both getting all fired up to try and bash a person who couldn't care less over the internet. that , my friends, is the definition on chumps, i come on here to have fun, not bash others non stop that don't share the same views... but I'll let you get back to coming up with a witty response, fools

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SSreportersLegend

724 days ago

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No more need to respond to stupid remarks you probably won't understand. If you couldn't care less, then get the hell off of here!

Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

724 days ago

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"Actual sportswriter" Wow - you are even dumber than what you write.

SSreportersLegend

724 days ago

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Revisit your hockey thingy, I think more than 2 people were bashing you.

SSreportersLegend

724 days ago

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Uh.....Roc....you do realize that most of the users are either "actual sportswriters" or studying, or, like me, am a young teen interested in "actual sportswriting".

Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

724 days ago

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My definition of "chump" is a worthless twerp that ignorantly bashes a sport and then pawns it off as "humor" after receiving a universal shitkicking.

BarronandtherocWaterboy

724 days ago

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Mariotti is not a sports writer? go hijack someone else, im out and done with you chumps.

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SSreportersLegend

724 days ago

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This calls for celebration!

SSreportersLegend

724 days ago

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This may be the first time I've given you a plus.

Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

724 days ago

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Well, for certain it will be my last.

RIP dickwads.

And rest assure that Mariotti will be expecting a blow job from both of you.

SSreportersLegend

724 days ago

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Mariotti is a pretend columnist who complains about every Chicago sports franchise, and passes it off as an article.

Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

724 days ago

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As the douchebag did in Denver and Detroit. It was a really bad idea to call Elway a "greedy and scared punk". Good for Denver (because he fled after a bunch of death threats were received) and very bad for Chicago (16 years of hell).

DanaherLittle Leaguer

724 days ago

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Comment the damn article, don't have little bitch fights. Rex= blows always has, always will. Trade for Donovan in the spring, he's always wanted to come back to the Chi.

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Tyrone BriggsHall of Famer

723 days ago

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What article?

DRE-LOAAA-er

723 days ago

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Thank you guys for preserving the good name of the website by weeding out the trash. These dudes need to be Ctrl-alt deleted and thrown into the recycle bin.

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CheezerAll-Star

723 days ago

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In related news: Kyle Orton to Start Monday.

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LMedina86JV Squad

723 days ago

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Is there a way that I can jump on the "Bring Rexy Back" bandwagon. He's a better third string QB than Orton and a better back-up than Griese. Rex has a better arm than both of them combined. Maybe if the Bears had a legit QB that Rex could learn from, then he would be ready to produce in a pinch. An offense that believes in moving the football downfield and scoring points wouldn't hurt either!

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TrizzAll-American

723 days ago

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hey its the "you just got chomped sucka guy"

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