Breaking News: Rod Beck Died

He never "retired" per se. He was still active. He was only 38 years old when he died. It's so sad though. I remember he used to pitch for the Red Sox. He had a pretty good career. Thank you, Rod Beck, for everything that you've done for us as a person, and as an entertainer.

And a huge, bushy handlebar moustache?

nice analogy.

Shit.

Rod Beck's wife never found him disgusting?

Oh trust me, I think he's more than ONE step above John Kruk...