Bowden Still Cooking, but the Heat is Turned Up on His Goose!

by user LastRow

Remember the good ole days when Florida State University didn’t matter…When their football program didn’t even exist. Why? It’s kind of difficult to structure up a football program when the university used to be an all female school. Remember the good ole days when this institution finally changed its ways and finally allowed co-eds on campus…Yes, Tallahassee has never been the same since! When Bobby Bowden came to Tallahassee as a young buck to take over a football program nobody ever heard of. Now, old, wrinkly, and fat…Nobody seems to remember what Bowden has done for not only the football program at Florida State, but also the institution as a whole since arriving.

From a no name football program, to now one that’s considered a powerhouse…Or at least it was. Bowden’s success has become his undoing within Seminole Nation. Ever since their last National Championship in 1999, FSU has had at least three loses yearly. Oh my God, say it ain’t so…That’s totally unacceptable! Why don’t you guys try being a Notre Dame fan…Tell me how you like that! However, what would Seminole Nation be without Bowden…Odds are, it might not even exist. Now because of this mediocre that has surrounded the program since 1999, the dilemma is: “How do you ask a legend to retire?" Okay people, here’s a news flash…Bobby isn’t going to retire! All old people are set in their ways and being 76-years old…He classifies as old! So if you want him gone, somebody needs to grow some onions and give him a choice…Plain & Simple. If you’re going to talk the talk, you’d better walk the walk!

Now of course if Bobby was still winning National Championships all this would be a mood point. Just like last season when Joe Pa pulled a 12-1 season out of his ass. Instead of having a web site dubbed, "Retire CoachBowden.com" asking for his head…The web site would be “BobbyBowdenforGovernor.gov. Since he’s already in the state capital, it would only make sense, right? He could finally be a leader of people his age…Senior citizens in Florida, rather than 18 & 19-year olds which he can’t correlate with any more. I agree Bowden needs to go by the waste side and enjoy the rest of his life away from football…Problem is, football is his life! Better find a new one, gramps! I’m taken back to a few years ago when one of FSU’s star defensive players got kicked out of the game in the first half. Bobby had no clue of it until a sideline reporter asked him about it on the way into the locker room at halftime.

So Bobby has lost his football sense, while this will frustrate the hell out of Seminole Boosters…Like it or not Bobby isn’t going to be forced out. Besides putting the football program of the map, he’s also put the entire university on the map. With being the face of Florida State University, Bobby Bowden brings financial gains like nobody else can at that school. And if boosters or Seminole fans thinks the school is going to let this go, well it just proves once again…You guys aren’t too smart! Bobby Bowden is a legend…A legend is a money maker. Florida State University has both…Sure, everybody on the Tallahassee campus would love to do better on the gridiron, but as long as Bobby’s making that bread in the bakery…The bakery won’t be closing anytime soon. In case Florida State fans don’t realize…It’s a business decision! Like it or not, there’s a bigger institution on the campus of Florida State University in Tallahassee, Florida…His name is Bobby Bowden! So boosters, SHUT UP! Like it or not, he's not going anywhere!

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