Bottom Line: Chasing History or Being History?

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Sitting here watching my ESPN like all real men do, I began to ponder something. Why in the hell do they still feel it’s necessary to still put “Chasing History” on the bottom line crawl right in front of Barry Bonds’ name. Okay, so I guess if you’re second on the all time list…Yeah so what! You’re so two-years ago pal. What, I guess some of you out there still really do believe that he’s going to pass Hank…Guess these are the same people who live in a house with a nice, little white picket fence around their crib.

I don’t know what’s worse, watching “Bonds on Bonds” or the crawl at :18/:58 of every hour. The crawl that moves faster along the bottom of our television than Barry does on the field. One would think since they call themselves the Worldwide Leader in Sports, somebody in Bristol would figure out the Barry Bonds bandwagon has run out of gas…The old, decrepit fake body has run out of gas, or is it juice? I know they’re some peeps out there who say “so what the man needs to make a living.” Although this is very true, please don’t just sit there & lie to our faces time & time again…While insulting our intelligence in the process. There’s only one person I’ve seen blow up faster than this guy, he’s the cartoon character Incredible Hulk. Huh, maybe there’s hope for you yet Barry after baseball…Can’t wait to see you in green, although roids do have the ability to change your skin color.

Why do we even care what this guy does anymore? Do these following numbers indicate this lying piece of shit is still “Chasing History”…AVG .249 | HR 12 | RBI 39 | OBP .474 | SLG .497 or still has the ability left to do so? At least the coverage of this loser has relatively subsided since first reporting to spring training. It was almost to the point earlier in the year when Pedro Gomez was reporting on every time BB took a shit & how big it was…The good ole days when the first 10 minutes of SportsCenter was dedicated to this needle injector. This career of yours is beginning to look a lot similar to the one of former slugger Sammy Sosa…It lasted a good six or seven years. I wonder why that is? Any guesses out there? For somebody to be second on the all-time homerun list, why is it that you didn’t participate in the Homerun Derby this evening. You’re only the second greatest ever in hitting the long ball, and we all know “chicks dig the long ball”. What, your pathetic body wouldn’t allow you? I don’t hear any response from you…Perhaps you’re not commenting on this either? To think ESPN gave you your own “reality show”, well if you can even call such garbage that. For somebody who had his own show you certainly love giving the “No Comment” response quite a bit, don’t you? It’s hell to get old isn’t it, maybe some kind of “cream” ointment might help those aching, aging muscles? For you’re not even doing jack shit in the fantasy world! Second on the all-time homerun list & no where to be found. Wonder what’s it like to be MIA?

So lets put it in plain Black & White and no for the last time, THIS IS NOT A RACIAL ISSUE AS BARRY SUGGESTS…FOR HE’S CHASING A BLACK MAN. It’s finally time to realizes Barry Bonds isn’t “Chasing History” anymore, instead “He is History”.